Show me something Funny and i'll give you a surprise ~

[Maria Renard]

ok this is easy, this time, just post any pic or comment, make me laugh, and obtain green rep pt from me ^^ (more dots for you ;))

[yes im bored, how about that? :p]

Gao~!

edit:
sorry about that. i've got complaints about this thread.
Thread title edited, so as not too be obvious.

Lisa Hayes

[Drawing Guy]

Could I have fish crackers instead? :D

[Mai Tokiha]

Please touch yourself in your original way...
http://img60.exs.cx/img60/1338/wingtouchyourself3es.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

...and after you're done,
http://img60.exs.cx/img60/5092/makelove5qx.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Maria Renard]

LOL, rep for both ^^

(see? I

[tsuyoshiro]

It's cute....
http://img114.exs.cx/img114/1640/58ld.jpg

[BOiNG!]

Warning! Contains Hazardous Language: http://www.engrish.com/ :D

[eMKa]

So Maria you are bored?
Try this things to do:
1.THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
2.THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
3.THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON/ANIMAL
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
If you make these things you should be less bored,but there's no guarantion for a succesfull threatment:)
And the oldest thing to kill boredom is sex :D

[Maria Renard]

more for tsuyoshiro, BOiNG! and mmmkl :D

(amazingly, i think i can get more potential of that mmmkl :p, I

[jarjar]

alternative cat feeding :P
http://www.planet.nl/planet/servlet/nl.gx.siteworks.client.http.GetFile?id=1456349 (not worksave)

[Imaizumi]

Well, ive got this thing few years ago on the net :D :D . Enjoy.

You Know You Love Chii-Chan Too Much When...

1) You have really, really long hair, which you must fashion after Chii before leaving you house each day.
2) You have any length hair but wish it could look just like Chii-chan's...
3) You have short-meduim length hair... but want it to look like chii's so you spend all your money getting coloring jobs and hair extensions!
4) You run around saying nothing but different variations of the word "chii" to your confused family and friends for 3 months.
5) You get the $40 cosplay ears...
6) You get the $40 cosplay ears and permanently try to attach them to your head with crazy glue...
7) You feel the need to cosplay at all the cons for one year, as only Chii-chan! 8) You take wires, attach them to your head, and then try to get your best friend to plug you into the TV to see just what OS you are running under anyway...
9) You run out of money... and you feel the need to go out and make money as a pin-up girl...
10) You get reddish-brown contact lenses so that you can have those weird colored eyes, just like Chii-chan does...
11) You spend all your free money trying to collect every single piece of Chobits merchandise there is...
12) You begin to copy everything everyone does...
13) You start getting weird flash-backs about your past life... as something called a chobit...
14) Whenever you are in school and learning; you make a strange humming noise and your make your eyes go glassy... (imagine the teacher's reaction!)
15) You write episodes for the Chobits TV series...
16) You design the opening and closing credit themes and animation to the Chobits TV series...
17) You get tickets to Japan, just to find a 19 year old boy named Hideki and try to get him to "own you as a Persocon"! 18) You make up words for Sumomo's little "waiting-mode" dance...
19) You wrap yourself up, put a diskette on yourself, lye down in a trash pile, and pray someone will find you and take you home as their own Personcon...
20) You spend $3,000 on a chii chan cosplay dress and never take it off...
21) You dress up like Chii(not for an anime convention) and hire someone to dress up like dark Chii and follow you around.
22) You spend 22 straight days trying to create a Chii perscon but end up going crazy and talking to a sock...
23) You write endless letters to clamp asking them to draw yourself and Chii in several pictures until clamp gets a restraining order against you.
24) You fly to Japan to watch the premier of Chobits then fly back home...
25) You enthusiastically jump on people who have done something nice for you.
26) Your typical purchase at the local bookstore include a picture book and a porn magazine.
27) You periodically get new clothes from your landlady.
28) You develope the ability to form very suggestive poses without even realizing it.
29) You climb onto telephone poles or trees to get messages from your dark chii persona.
30) You try mind-controlling other personacons (so what if they're just other people cosplaying?).
31) You get anmesia and... uh... What was I saying again?

Maybe you found this, but...oh well...
Anyway feel free to add more ^^ :D :D :D .l

[Maria Renard]

lol... that was weird :p

jarjar is my hero ^^

and imaizumi, that

[Draco888]

alternative cat feeding :P
http://www.planet.nl/planet/servlet/nl.gx.siteworks.client.http.GetFile?id=1456349 (not worksave)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

***is jealous of those dang cats*** grmbl..... :mad:

looolzzzz :D

.....still jealous though :cool:


Reminded me a bit of :
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v376/Draco888/Dilemma.jpg
:D

[Maria Renard]

Draco888, you gave me a good idea *evil grin*

Gao~!

[crucif-X]

[yes im bored, how about that? :p]

Gao~! Well here is a site dedicated to boredom (http://www.i-am-bored.com/) hehe :).

And here is some pictures from me and my friends' trip to Japan last summer, which I have dubbed Nihon Chronicles 2004!:

Let's start with shops and signs....
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img001.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img004.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img010.jpg (Seems those capsule hotels don't allow drunks or YeaHkuza haha!)
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img011.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img012.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img016.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img017.jpg

Japanese sense of fashion. Some of their shirts make absolutely no sense but that's what makes them cool :)....
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img003.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img015.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img018.jpg
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img008.jpg

and all some other random stuff....
Some street performers and their pup. The pup actually took a leak on the sidewalk right next to one of the musician's guitar cases :D. We took a picture of that too but it didn't come out very good :(.
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img005.jpg

A couple of celebrities, Y2Khai (http://www.y2khai.com/) and Kikuchi from GTO .... or not :)
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img006.jpg

6 a.m. at Shinjuku Station....
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img009.jpg

My friend feeding a carrot to a pony in Yoyogi park....
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img019.jpg

....what happens when my friend feeds carrots to a pony in Yoyogi park
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img020.jpg

Something my friend bought in the store. Not quite sure what to call it. A "thing" holder maybe??
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img022.jpg

/me hide-fied at Hide's museum
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img025.jpg

c'mon kids let's take a picture with pink dildo......or wait thats actually the Tokyo Tower mascot :eek:
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img027.jpg

my friend getting a piece of the dil.......err mascot
http://members.cox.net/crucif-x/img029.jpg

[ChibiFirli]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/
I'll get you more stuff once I'm on my dorm pc again :) (total acces to my collection of funny pictures :p). And you don't need to give rep to me for making someone laugh :p. It's my purpose in life :D:D.

[0100100001101001]

=D =D =D =D =D =D =D
this has probably been seen before though, or not funny to some people

[AizawaTakako]

To answer your question.....

So that when people make gigantic threads like this:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=199089
they can cut down on a few pages and create less spam. </sarcasm>
lol, why you show us that link, kerii. I guarantee someone will try to recreate it XD :Dcypress was right...

[Bladegash]

I'm sure everyone is familiar with it, but here's a reminder to once in a while recheck SomethingAwful's hentai game reviews. Even re-reading them for the 5th time, you're still likely to get great laughs out of them. Here's a few random choice quotes as an example:

Just like a regular cat, this cat girl in a box arrives in desperate need of milk. Also like a regular cat she knows that the best place to find it is in a man's penis. I cannot tell you how many times my cat has started meowing and then just all of the sudden started sucking my dick. (Let's Meow Meow)

Maybe it's discomfort from all of the male-guilt I was told to have by that screaming lesbian at college or it's a slowly resurfacing memory of a former life where I was gang raped by saber tooth tigers. (Virgin Roster)

The link is of course http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai/ .

[Surreal999]

For a laugh/grin/giggle check out my new sig. Please don't rep me for it! Compliments will do! :D

[CherryMilkman]

ohhh wow a thread to funny stuff.....
well i can only post up my signatures :confused:
http://qnanime.home.comcast.net/signature2.jpg

[AnimeWerewolf]

Bad Maria Renard ! you've gone from rep whore to rep pimp ! i'll pray for your soul for the devil has taken you i fear ...
reps are tickets to heaven and are only ment to be earn through honest hard work and spiritual self sacrifice !
for penance you must shave your head and place upon it a pair of sacred unsoiled pantsu's from the holy
Bakimoto shrine on mount Chii ! then you must proceed to sell pockey at airports for our great and all
powerfull lord Otaku ( he needs the cash ! ) while dancing and singing bohemian rhapsody ... :rolleyes:

[asiulun]

hmmm? i would like to get some hints of this :confused:

dun wanna make this a spam so, here it goes: (maybe u heard this before...)

Memo to all students:
To: All Students!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all
students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone
else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed
at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially
skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to
go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our
lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to
do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE
LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management
andconsulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who need S.H.I.T. in their
life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they
have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.

Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity
Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)

[ChibiFirli]

Bad Maria Renard ! you've gone from rep whore to rep pimp ! i'll pray for your soul for the devil has taken you i fear ...
reps are tickets to heaven and are only ment to be earn through honest hard work and spiritual self sacrifice !
for penance you must shave your head and place upon it a pair of sacred unsoiled pantsu's from the holy
Bakimoto shrine on mount Chii ! then you must proceed to sell pockey at airports for our great and all
powerfull lord Otaku ( he needs the cash ! ) while dancing and singing bohemian rhapsody ... :rolleyes:
She's not a rep pimp, she just wants us all dead to have HF for her own :p
http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showpost.php?p=267665&postcount=16 . You can't hide you're conspiracies from me :D. Hah, but you'll never get me, I'll just keep being elusive and ever-changing :D.
*runs away laughing hysterically :p*

[Surreal999]

She's not a rep pimp, she just wants us all dead to have HF for her own :p

Just let her try to mess with Osaka's Abrahams and Bradleys! :D :p

[bebopaholic]

hmmm? i would like to get some hints of this :confused:

dun wanna make this a spam so, here it goes: (maybe u heard this before...)

Memo to all students:
To: All Students!

[BIG snip]

I'd call that Great Originally Organized Descriptions of Super High Intensity Teaching (G.O.O.D. S.H.I.T.).

Hi Maria -- nice thread (hmmmm . . . in the singular, sounds like dangerously scant clothing).

No need for rep . . . I have given up on that. I am starting a rep counter-culture, a reality reversal, I am seeking to be the "anti-rep." Actually, I am hoping to set the record for the most posts and torrents shared without getting 100 rep points.

No doubt you may have seen this, but I really like these two gifs:

http://img214.exs.cx/img214/4439/01thisendup8tu.gif]

http://img214.exs.cx/img214/1825/roughday8ey.gif]

If they don't work as hotlinks, just follow the URLs for a little chuckle.

http://img214.exs.cx/img214/4439/01thisendup8tu.gif

http://img214.exs.cx/img214/1825/roughday8ey.gif

[ChibiFirli]

Just let her try to mess with Osaka's Abrahams and Bradleys! :D :p
Osaka: now, if I push this button, the tank will fire a shell, but what if the shell hits a bird in midflight? Will the shell go slower then, or will it fall to the ground, and what about the bird?

[oink37]

I can't comply to the instructions :p I'm the only one deciding when people laugh.

edit: Chibiiii you don't have the sexy sig anymore, got hitted on ? :p

[iDriftR]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/iDriftR/FA5.jpg
Jaw-dropping knockout. Literally.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/iDriftR/michelin.jpg
The 'real' Michelin baby.

[Mai Tokiha]

Whoa... she must be really horny if she's licking that dildo in public :eek:

Strange sexual preferences:
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/3790/hystericwhat5ix.th.jpg (http://img70.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img70&image=hystericwhat5ix.jpg)
http://img30.exs.cx/img30/9493/sexycramp5hx.th.jpg (http://img30.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img30&image=sexycramp5hx.jpg)

[crucif-X]

For a laugh/grin/giggle check out my new sig. Please don't rep me for it! Compliments will do! :DAs much as I liked your old Nyuu sig, I like this new one a lot too Surreal!

btw, where can I enlist for Osaka Army, I want to join Haha! :D :D :D :D

[Sphie]

How to destroy your vision of Mario (one of my favorites btw) :
http://img2.uaih.net/178/18star-2005_01_03_1104755002577.jpg

[iDriftR]

He's raped, molested, and sodomized everyone in Marioland. lol!

[Maria Renard]

lol ok:

jarjar: done! ^^

crucif-x: pwowned! ^^

chibifirli: ok ok, i surrender :D

0100100001101001: ;), those pics... :p

Bladegash: XDD you

[S&T Kawaii Love]

I could use a good laugh myself :D

Website => http://www.visualjokes.com/

http://www.picsplace.to/5/1172/1_formula1.jpg

http://www.picsplace.to/5/1172/1_goodluck.jpg

http://www.picsplace.to/5/1172/1_imnotgay.jpg

http://www.picsplace.to/5/1172/1_surfn.jpg

http://www.picsplace.to/5/1172/1_Jacksonfun.jpg

http://www.picsplace.to/5/1172/1_funny_pic27.jpg


Funny website => www.albinoblacksheep.com

Japanese Ping Pong :D
http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html

[iDriftR]

Japanese Ping Pong :D
http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html
Hey! I have that clip in a bigger size if anyone wants it, just say so and I can post it up.

[Maria Renard]

officially, S&T Kawaii Love and iDriftR are in my list, again until tomorrow, too much rep given for today ^^U

kawaii, LOLZ! XDD

EDIT.- done for kawaii, iDriftR still in list :)

Gao~!

[crucif-X]

Anyone heard of the festival in Japan called Kanamara Matsuri
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j0wong/kanamara.htm
http://www.schoolgirlsophistry.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=KanamaraMatsuri&page=2

Dave Attell did a feature on Japan on one of his episodes of "Insomniac with Dave Attell". Very educational watch ;). Anyway, in one of the segments he goes to the Kanamara Matsuri (there are a pic of him in the second link on the 3rd page of the gallery). Oh yeah, and the festival takes place every April 15th, that's next month! :eek:

....do I hear HF field trip! :p ;)

[iDriftR]

Trip?! Did I hear field trip?? I call shotgun!

[chief977]

Might as well contribute to the madness..

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/3222/pikasmack7wh.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Drawing Guy]

Their epic duel will have to wait, because the kid is kidnapped by the Spinach Monster and drawn into the underworld -- Six-String Samurai

That's why you should never eat spinach!

[w w]

I'll pass on the "rep dots," just want to share a few of my faves. Collecting strange internet pictures is a kind of passive hobby of mine so I can't neglect such an opportunity...

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-instructions.jpg
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-onlyinmiddleschoolWTF.jpg

Look closely...
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-opps.jpg
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-224.jpg
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-bullfight.jpg
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-321.jpg
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-untitled2.JPG
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-1068352331742.jpg
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-calvin.jpg
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-funny.JPG
As you can see I'm a sucker for groin-oriented humor...
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-ouch.jpg
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-web.jpg
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-wutang.jpg


Then there's achewood (http://www.achewood.com) ...if you don't laugh at achewood you might as well be dead

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-07222003.JPG
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-04302003.JPG
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-09022003.JPG
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/wwww654-02272004.JPG

[eMKa]

Maria if you still bored try this two rather funny but dangerous things.
1.Take an old CD or CD-R and put it in the microwave.Put it against a glass cup or so. Don't use any metal as a holder.Make sure you don't inhale the gas that comes out of the CD. It's not too good for your health.Note that the CD will be unusable afterwards ! It will look like this:
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/pics/microwave.jpg
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/pics/cd.jpg
2.Place a wooden tooth pick standing up in your oven and light the top so it burns slowly.Now close the door and see what happens. You didn't expect that eh? Nice yellow / orange / green / blue fireballs going up from the stick. As you might suspect, your oven will become a bit black inside here and there. But you will had no problems cleaning it up:D It will look like this:
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/pics/toothpick_short.jpg
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/pics/toothpick_long2.jpg

Be carefull trying this ideas :p

[Maria Renard]

chief977, w w, and mmmkl, you 3 made my day ^^

(for the others, please wait a bit until i spread some more rep to give again :p)

Gao~!

[Abicion]

Maria if you still bored try this two rather funny but dangerous things.
1.Take an old CD or CD-R and put it in the microwave.Put it against a glass cup or so. Don't use any metal as a holder.Make sure you don't inhale the gas that comes out of the CD. It's not too good for your health.Note that the CD will be unusable afterwards ! It will look like this:
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/pics/microwave.jpg
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/pics/cd.jpgThat's the first time I've actually seen that done.

[Tigerofthewind]

I found this while searching for stuff on WWI. It's pretty funny.

[Duckz0r]

i think this will make everyone laugh and not only maria :P

How do you know when you've watched too much anime?! =D

--->Check it here<--- (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/toomuch/muchanime1.html)

I laughed alot because i could recognize alot of them =P

Sequals are :

How do you know when you're an otaku?

1-100 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku1.html)
101-200 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku2.html)
201-300 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku3.html)
301-400 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku4.html)
401-500 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku5.html)
501-600 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku6.html)
601-700 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku7.html)
701-800 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku8.html)
801-900 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku9.html)
901-1000 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku10.html)
1001-1100 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku11.html)
1101-1200 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku12.html)
1201-1300 (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/otakuif/otaku13.html)

Another funny one is this

How to de-otakunize yourself

De-otakunize yourself! (http://www.tapanime.com/fun/deotaku.html)

See the rest of the site as well... its lotsa fun... i've really read them all :P

I laughed for like 3 hours straight just reading all this stuff, i can recognize alot... cant you?

Yours Truly

-- Duckz0r

[Maria Renard]

Tigerofthewind and Duckz0r ownz this round :D, thank you guys ^^

Gao~!

[npdcb]

old matrix ping pong clip but still managa to give me a good laugh lol

Edit: heres another old flash: http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/527/77400id.swf

If youre still bored then go there...hours of fun ^^ :
descriptions : games descriptions (http://thierrygagnon.com/en-article98.html)
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/

...totally opposite of the above and funniest comic site around ^^ warning : contain excessive hentai scene, risque humour,
sick parody, human secretion (in a funny way :p)
http://www.sexylosers.com/strips.html

...have fun :D

[Mai Tokiha]

For girls who want to show it all:
http://img30.exs.cx/img30/3313/spreadbeaver2nz.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Is your house at war? Then get your housewar supplies here! :D
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/3183/housewarappliances0rl.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Only for evil rubbish!
http://img191.exs.cx/img191/9759/poisonousevilrubbish5ix.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Live beer? Are they brewing live in front of you?
But certainly better than that other bad beer...
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/6678/badwizer0fa.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[S&T Kawaii Love]

old matrix ping pong clip but still managa to give me a good laugh lol

heres another old flash: http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/mentos-the-freshmaker.shtml

Hey what is up with that :mad: :mad: I pressed the link of the so called jokefrog website and you know what happens. First it eats up all my resources and takes about 5 min to show the mentos clip. Second it also displays alot of popups while running and closing and third it installs secret hidden spyware like farmmext.exe to my c:\windows folder. *cry* *cry* thanks alot for this spyware :mad:

[npdcb]

Hey what is up with that :mad: :mad: I pressed the link of the so called jokefrog website and you know what happens. First it eats up all my resources and takes about 5 min to show the mentos clip. Second it also displays alot of popups while running and closing and third it installs secret hidden spyware like farmmext.exe to my c:\windows folder. *cry* *cry* thanks alot for this spyware :mad:

oh damn =_=;;;;;;...sorry about that...ill post the one on hongfire then. =/

[Maria Renard]

Mai, you are on my list too ^^

thkies, this is going well and healthy for everyone... laugh is one of the best medicines in this life :)

Gao~!

[Maria Renard]

ok this one is from me:
Rising Condi:

----James Brown---- + Whoopi Goldberg + -----Ewok----- =Condoleezza Rice
http://img121.exs.cx/img121/6306/james9go.jpg + http://img57.exs.cx/img57/4198/whoopi23rt.jpg + http://img57.exs.cx/img57/8757/ewok2ep.jpg = http://img178.exs.cx/img178/2994/condo2pl.jpg

Gao~!

[Imaizumi]

One more from my old archives. A funny video. Download it at here (http://myfairangel.dyndns.org/matrix-pingpong.wmv) . Dont worry now spyware or whatsoever.

[eMKa]

Here's some funny pics to all neko-lovers:
http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/505/284Singing_Cat.jpg
http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/505/173Cocktail-Kitten.jpg
http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/505/13CatSwimmer.JPG
http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/505/173Ballerina-Cat.jpg
http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/505/13cats.JPG

[Maria Renard]

oki now, can somebody tell me please who made me the favor to change this thread

[Z3R0 5H1F7]

Oh i love funny videos...ill try uploading one or 2 the small ones i have... :D

PS: PLEASE dont try the fireworks trick at home (watch the vid) :D

[Maria Renard]

Z3R0 5H1F7... lol :D thank you

Gao~!

[npdcb]

my treat ^^

paper girl :
http://omind.free.fr/stock/aa_30s.avi

"censored" paper girl lol (a cutie >_<) :
http://omind.free.fr/stock/aa_15s.avi

lynx kung fu (another hilarious Axe commercial...gotta love that pinch ;)) :
http://www.teentalkcentral.org.uk/video/stream_30_axe_english.mpeg

have a nice day :D

[iDriftR]

another one ^^
http://img75.exs.cx/img75/8177/pengslap5gl.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[crucif-X]

Alternate version of iDriftR's penguin clip:
http://www.cheezyvideos.com/vid6/Evil%20Penguin.mpg

To add to the animal humor clips, many may have seen this clip already or maybe not:
http://www.cheezyvideos.com/vid7/chimp.asf

This just screams Urumi Kanzaki (if you seen GTO you know what I talking about):
http://www.cheezyvideos.com/vid8/Snake_bite.mpa

[level3]

That's what sailors should look like (?) :p
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/4672/sailorman4al.th.jpg (http://img219.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img219&image=sailorman4al.jpg)

[ANIMEPRO]

Will check some of this sites if they haven't ben posted

http://www.homestarrunner.com/
www.compfused.com
www.m90.org

[Maria Renard]

oki, npdcb, thkies ^^

from iDriftR to ANIMEPRO please wait a bit until I can use my points again ^^

EDIT: Nighthawk too :p

Gao~!

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

WHILE bored = TRUE
*poke the neko*
LOOP

Just make sure it doesn't bite :D

~nyan!~

[Nighthawk]

I know, won't be too funny, but I've got to try too...

Look at my signature XD...

[Sphie]

Anybody up for some S&M action?
I think that duck is :D
http://img1.uaih.net/252/18star-2005_03_17_1110996806428.jpg
this toy is reserved for the 18+ crowd!

[Maria Renard]

ok! currently only iDriftR is still in the list ^^

thxkies for the pics! loads of laughs :D

Gao~!

[npdcb]

Happy Tree Friends :D (contain some excessive violence) my friend actually bought the dvds for his sis bday lol....plz dun hate me for posting this >,<

episodes:
official site (http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/index.html)
http://www.somaceio.com.br/happy/index.asp
http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/

smoochies:
cuddles (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Smoochies%20-%20Cuddles.swf)
Pop (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Smoochies%20-%20Pop.swf)
Toothy (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Smoochies%20-%20Toothy.swf)
Flaky (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Smoochies%20-%20Flaky.swf)
Giggles (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Smoochies%20-%20Giggles.swf)

kringles:
Feast (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Christmas%20-%20A%20Kringle%20Feast.swf)
Bells (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Christmas%20-%20Kringle%20Bells.swf)
Presents (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Christmas%20-%20Kringle%20Presents.swf)
Xmas Tree (http://otakucity.free.fr/flash/htf/Happy%20Tree%20Friends%20-%20Christmas%20-%20Oh%20Kringle%20Tree.swf)

[Maria Renard]

LOL :D:


http://img68.exs.cx/img68/158/cutetongue8th.jpg

Gao~!

[ChibiFirli]

Happy Tree Friends :D (contain some excessive violence) my friend actually bought the dvds for his sis bday lol....plz dun hate me for posting this >,<

Who could ever hate you for posting happyy tree friends :D:p? It's such a catchy tune :D, not to mention the good advice :p (note: I didn't actually click any of your links so if they changed the catchy tune since 2 years ago, I wouldn't know :p). Anyway, I like ep1 the most for some reason :p. And those with the war-veteran too :p.

[Rai Kanegasi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/raikachuu/pancakebunny.jpg

[Duckz0r]

I dunno if its ok to post twice... but i found something really good :)

(i dont need rep points of you dont wanna give me for posting twice)

i just wanted to share this.. its just too funny :)

He's my hero :D

my hero :) (http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/lyle_24/myhero.swf )

Enjoy.... XDDD

[edleesc]

Os-tan magic card~

[npdcb]

LOL :D:


http://img68.exs.cx/img68/158/cutetongue8th.jpg

Gao~!

dirty Maria XD

nice post edleesc lol

[Mai Tokiha]

LOL :D:

Gao~!
Very nice, I wouldn't have anything against that :D
I brightened it up and removed the extreme yellow cast:
http://img205.exs.cx/img205/499/cutetongue3ik.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)



Ok, how about some "Darwin Awards"?
The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways. Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.

5 September 1999, Jerusalem
In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists that year.
Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.
At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.
The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.

3 February 1990, Washington
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first, due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop.
The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.
No one else was hurt.

25 March 1993
A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood.
His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed.
Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick and one was hospitalized.

13 July 1997, Virginia
Eric A. Barcia, a 22-year-old Reston, VA resident, was found dead yesterday after he used bungee cords to jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.
The fast food worker taped a number of bungee cords together and strapped one end around his foot. Barcia had the foresight to anchor the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, and he even remembered to measure the length of the bungee cords to make sure that they were a few feet short of the 70 foot drop. He proceeded to fall headfirst from the trestle, and hit the pavement 70 feet below several seconds later.
Fairfax County police said "The stretched length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground." Perhaps the deceased fast food worker should have stuck to the line, "Do you want fries with that?"

22 March 1999, Phnom Penh
Decades of armed strife have littered Cambodia with unexploded munitions and ordnance. Authorities warn citizens not to tamper with the devices.
Three friends recently spent an evening sharing drinks and exchanging insults at a local cafe in the southeastern province of Svay Rieng. Their companionable arguing continued for hours, until one man pulled out a 25-year-old unexploded anti-tank mine found in his backyard.
He tossed it under the table, and the three men began playing Russian roulette, each tossing down a drink and then stamping on the mine. The other villagers fled in terror.
Minutes later, the explosive detonated with a tremendous boom, killing the three men in the bar. "Their wives could not even find their flesh because the blast destroyed everything," the Rasmei Kampuchea newspaper reported.

[evilwhat]

http://www.digitalcatalyst.net/pn/pics/bumblingthief.gif

And a video:

http://www.digitalcatalyst.net/pn/video/duryanfeels.wmv

You should have a grin on your face after viewing these.

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

This always makes me smile! :D

~nyan!~

BTW: keep poking it... It's funny...

[Maria Renard]

lol, good! ^^

from my last 2 posts until now, my current list is updated :)

thankies people! I always get out of this thread with a smile in my face :D

Gao~!

[Nighthawk]

Since I'm usually a man of few words and my sign probably isn't funny anymore, I'd like to amuse you with some pics...


First to show:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/c21bbbad.jpg




I really like this one:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/3331.jpg
(I do NOT mean any offence!)



I think this one isn't bad either...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/421.jpg


For all men...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/4041.jpg



And the last but not least pic...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/21.jpg




I have some more pics, but I think they're a bit too hard to post here (that means if you want to see them, I can post them anyway you know...)

I hope mission "making Maria Renard laugh" was a success.
goin' to bed now... cya :D

[Maria Renard]

Nighthawk, mission successful! :D

Thankies ;)

Gao~!

[Kitee]

I think this is quite funny. ^^;
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7600/shoryuken0zs.gif

[Duckz0r]

Found more.... ''Funnies''.

This was like OMG TEH L33T CERIAL :D

http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/1337cereal.jpg

Like the box says.

OATMEAL IS TEH SUX!!111 :D

http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/31337_hax0r.jpg

Imagine seeing this when you are driving :D

http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/4184730.jpg

The best icon ever :D

http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/aol.keyboard.jpg

The l33test keyboard ever :D

Yours Truly

Duckz0r

(dont need rep if you dont wanna give, i am merely sharing ''funnies'' with you guys :D)

[SirenDestiny]

Since Easter is coming..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/SirenDestiny/sigs/easter2.jpg

:D :p

[Rai Kanegasi]

ok, here's another one. It's titled "No Evil" and also I wasn't sure if nudity was allowed in this part of HongFire, so I did the worst possible censorship. If anyone's not offended by what's censored, I'll edit this for the uncensored version.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/raikachuu/no-evilcensor.jpg

[Maria Renard]

ok only SirenDestiny made it this time, the otehrs please wait a bit ^^

Gao~!

[Chaotic Heavens]

[03,26,2005][18:32] *** mariarenard2 has joined #hf-network.
[03,26,2005][18:32] *** mariarenard2 has signed off IRC (Client Quit).
[03,26,2005][18:33] *** mariarenard2 has joined #hf-network.
[03,26,2005][18:33] *** mariarenard2 has signed off IRC (Client Quit).
[03,26,2005][18:33] *** mariarenard2 has joined #hf-network.
[03,26,2005][18:33] *** mariarenard2 has left #hf-network.
[03,26,2005][18:34] Shiorichan: >_>
[03,26,2005][18:34] Shiorichan: what is he/she doing?
[03,26,2005][18:34] ChaoticHeavens: She's borken!

Look! A recent one! Zzzz... I like to spam. Not funny, but I get an extra post! Whoo! I beat you all!

Edit: Oh shazbot... just noticed I don't get posts for posting in Garbage and Rants. I hate you world!!! :mad:

[S&T Kawaii Love]

http://www.funnypictures.dk/funny-picture-468.htm
Funny mime :D

http://www.mike-w.clara.net/cl0ps/www.video-clips.co.uk_pullup.mpg
This is just not very smart

http://www.mike-w.clara.net/cl0ps/www.video-clips.co.uk_formula1.mpg
F1 Car crash (no casualities)

http://img1.imageuploader.net/574/A_FUNNY_PICS_WOMEN_DRIVERSjpg.jpg
Women drivers

http://img1.imageuploader.net/444/tn_egwb01.jpg (http://img1.imageuploader.net/show.php?img=egwb01.jpg&d=444)
Hard Question

http://img1.imageuploader.net/827/tn_weird483.jpg (http://img1.imageuploader.net/show.php?img=weird483.jpg&d=827)
How did this happened?

http://img1.imageuploader.net/863/tn_funny_20pictures_20of_20sports_009.jpg (http://img1.imageuploader.net/show.php?img=funny_20pictures_20of_20sports_009.jp g&d=863)
I want my juice

- Don't need rep more coming soon... :D

[Kitee]

Oh, guess I didn't make it. Reasonable. :D
Next one:
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/6756/throwingbombs4nt.gif

[Mai Tokiha]

Cybersex for the new millenium :D
http://www.fu-fme.com/

Cybersex gone wrong :D (funny chatlogs)
http://www.funwithsex.org/

[KawaiiMahou1985]

Hi, want to go out on a date? :)
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/392/1252695bw.jpg

date didn't go so well zzzzzzz! :(
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/5523/1970986fb.jpg

[iDriftR]

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/6190/smackedintheface6aw.th.jpg (http://img186.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img186&image=smackedintheface6aw.jpg)
hmm..ouch.. ;) click on the pic..gives you a bigger version ^^;
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5272/tf24e37fw.th.jpg (http://img105.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img105&image=tf24e37fw.jpg)
must've been quite boring ^^;;

[Maria Renard]

ok my list is updated, and I must say sometimes I laugh too much that almost wet myself with the posts ^^U...

lol, thanks to all for your help :D

Gao~!

[ChibiFirli]

ok my list is updated, and I must say sometimes I laugh too much that almost wet myself with the posts ^^U...

lol, thanks to all for your help :D

Gao~!
Please post pics of that if it happens :D:D:p.

[iDriftR]

@ChibiFirli: LOL :D :D I second that :p
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/1096/tf24e62ou.th.jpg (http://img97.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img97&image=tf24e62ou.jpg)
Hmm..not a bad idea. ;)

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/2420/tf24e48dz.th.jpg (http://img97.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img97&image=tf24e48dz.jpg)

[npdcb]

@Maria: :eek:
great picz all...keep it going :D

heres my contribution:...since the winter ended a few days ago..lets have some good memories from it :D

Calvin!!
http://img191.exs.cx/img191/513/snowmen081nb.gif
http://img177.exs.cx/img177/7826/snowmen113gf.gif
http://img195.exs.cx/img195/2294/ch37rl.jpg

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/7/sharkstrip2aj.gif
http://img192.exs.cx/img192/334/sharkreal011ib.jpg my fav lol
http://img176.exs.cx/img176/5898/snowmen052zr.gif
http://img165.exs.cx/img165/8971/mahuum17gg.jpg
...and last one but not the least :
http://img175.exs.cx/img175/6002/vaginaonbrentscarsmall8ne.jpg
:D
PS. Sorry for taking almost the whole page =/

[crucif-X]

No need for reps Maria, just want to continue spreading the smiles and laughs :)

These movies are by a trio called SevenOhFive (http://www.sevenohfive.com/index.php), just 3 guys based in Pomona, California who make short films for fun and just keep better and better at it. I haven't checked their site for a long time and it seems they've been busy as they've made quite a few shorts that I've yet to check out but here are some of my favorites:

Killer Cart 2 (http://www.sevenohfive.com/thevault/killercart2.php) - "DUDE! You can't stop the BEAST!!....You can only hope to CONTAIN IT..."
Three Card Studs (http://www.sevenohfive.com/videos/threecardstuds.mov) - siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix aces :)
Cop Block (http://www.sevenohfive.com/videos/copblock.mov) - Good thing I kept ma hotdog in ma pocket. Othawise that jiiiiiive turkey woulda taken it right outta my hand!
S.T.D (http://www.sevenohfive.com/videos/std.mov) - no, its not about Sexually Transmitted Diseases, its Space Time Destroyers :D

....check out their other movies (http://www.sevenohfive.com/movies.php) as well. These guys are hilarious!

[crot]

After leech a lot from this thread,my seed (leech from OhMyGoodness....what a shameless leecher<-steal from DirtyFinger :p)
A few gifs for the upcoming April Fools' Day:
http://img177.exs.cx/img177/5643/prettywoman4fa.gifhttp://img204.exs.cx/img204/3495/aprilfooldrink5xg.gif
http://img177.exs.cx/img177/251/aprilwitch0sx.gif
http://img204.exs.cx/img204/7643/aprilbull0ba.gif

I'm falling for you(clicky)
http://img177.exs.cx/img177/9252/ilyfun9xb.th.gif (http://img177.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img177&image=ilyfun9xb.gif)

[Sphie]

This is what I call one of the best wallpaper ever! :D
I hope you haven't been bad children or Santa Claus (aka The Lord of Santa) might hurt you badly!
http://img164.exs.cx/img164/6901/lordofsanta3pf.th.jpg (http://img164.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img164&image=lordofsanta3pf.jpg)

[Maria Renard]

I want to thank ChibiFirli, iDriftR, crucif-X, crot, and Suzu ^^, I love to read/see your replys, you are my prioriy :p

npdcb, thankiex ^^

Gao~!

[AnimeWerewolf]

hmmm , in the spirit of easter yeah i know i'm late ! enjoy anyway ...

http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05131/1111729697223.jpg

[Nighthawk]

Well... I think it's time to start with some mean things... :D

so let's see:
1st,http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/built-ford-tuff1.jpg


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/931.jpg
2nd,

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/1a901389.jpg
3rd,

Yeah, Yeah, I have some more...


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/4671.jpg
4th,

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/211.jpg
5th,

fimally this one:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/Sextoon-NokiaError.gif
6th (notice!!! this is a gif...).

This is sidefilling... :)

soooo, don't pay attention on some grossnes in these pics (especially the first one).
I hope searching so long for these wasn't waste of time, and you like them (my grin almost ripped my mouth ^^ )...

[superotaku]

What happens in Japan stays with Interpol

[Maria Renard]

ok, current list updated, let

[jarjar]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/9505/foryou23xi.th.jpg (http://img124.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img124&image=foryou23xi.jpg)
This is me with my dog!
(NO, i don't do dirty things with my dog, it's just nice and warm in bed :P)

[S&T Kawaii Love]

Hehe interesting a picture of JarJar :D. Ah that's sweet. Nice room and computer you got there ^^. Hehe your dog looks happy too.

[S&T Kawaii Love]

Get ready for some laughing!!!!!
Here are some men and women jokes. Laugh Out Loud!!!!! :D :D It's just being fun. Peace and love to all females and males :) :) :).

Pickup Line Comebacks:D:D:D


Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

----------------

REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN :D:D:D


1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

----------------

What a Woman Says, and a Man Hears... :D:D:D


What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

----------------

Men vs Women :D:D:D


SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

----------------

Men are like.... :D:D:D


.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

.....Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

----------------

Time for the PICS!!! :D :D :D :D

http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/womandriver.jpg
Oops!


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/mlbong.jpg
Baseball League


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/faceplant.jpg
Faceplant


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/pleasure.jpg
Life's simple pleasures...


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/BigEbayProblem.jpg
Ebay Blunder


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/bomb.jpg
Look at this bomb technician's shirt!


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/polish.jpg
Is this your dream job?


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/candybar.jpg
Birth of a Candy Bar


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/safesex.gif
That's what I call Safe Sex!


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/toilet.jpg
Anti Terrorist Paper


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/taliban.jpg
Terrorist Deodorant


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/airlinesafety.jpg
New airline safely regulations :D


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/sombrero.jpg
Real sombrero!


http://img1.picsplace.to/img1/5/1421/jackson.jpg
This can only happen in America

More coming soon ;) :D

[Rai Kanegasi]

There's nothing wrong with that jarjar, I used to do that to my dog when he was around :( ...anyways, love your desktop setup :cool:
And also, here's a few things from me:

You don't want to cross these infants...
http://www.wackywillysweb.com/funny_baby_t_shirt/babykickassbig.jpg

That bush, what'll he do next?
http://www.stopwar.org.uk/Resources/Art/startwars.jpg

I'm not sure about this one, but it gave me a chuckle
http://www.spilsbury.com/wcsstore/Spilsbury/images/products/items/6498.jpg

This one's pretty good
http://www.danielpipes.org/img/blog_187.gif

And finally, something a bit techie, but funny all the same
http://awd.cl.uh.edu/blog/blob-blogWeb2.gif

[eMKa]

Funny pictures:
Sexy Salad
http://www.funnypop.com/images/sexy_salad.jpg
Parking Problem
http://www.funnypop.com/funny/images/lucky_day.jpg
Cool Car
http://www.funnypop.com/images/company-van.jpg
Complaint Department
http://www.funnypop.com/images/complaints.jpg
Toilet Computer
http://www.funnypop.com/images/computer_fun.jpg

[gluehfix]

Here are some funpics i downloaded recently ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/gluehfix/0402.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/gluehfix/0400.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/gluehfix/0179.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/gluehfix/0069.jpg

[Maria Renard]

list updated again ^^

and, (for this thing, just for existing) LOL! :D:


http://img35.exs.cx/img35/8627/lol2wj.png

Gao~!

[kamui1986]

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/7775/11114262942402jw.gif
http://img128.exs.cx/img128/4939/inu3jr.jpg
http://img128.exs.cx/img128/4016/shin9oi.jpg
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/5035/bytes0fj.jpg
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/4517/elmothepassion0uh.jpg
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/6724/chikenofthenorthstar6vg.jpg
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/8875/arbusto4pk.jpg
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/8932/djnow3qt.jpg

Have you LOLed?

[npdcb]

Does anyone remember City Hunter the Movie (1993)? :p
The movie was decent but this Street Fighter sequence was worth all the waiting for some good 'action' :)
Best spoof ever XD...featuring Jacky Chan as Ryo Saeba...err...Honda and Chunli ^^;
Use Right Click and Save as... (http://www.asianjoke.com/videoxx/mo4.wmv)

An audition to be a ninja :rolleyes: ...Bruce Lee was never this good lol...and yes, I did watch it over and over again until I choked with my saliva XD
ninja audition (http://bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/video/castin.mov)

Still think that Solid Snake is a badass?...well, think again :p
MGS3 (www.playstationpro2.com/movies/movie_4_hands.swf)

Have a nice day all :D

[eMKa]

Funny things to do in an elevator:
http://www.digital-laughter.com/images/elevator3.gif
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"SHUT UP, all of you just SHUT UP!"

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:
"Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Stare at another passenger for a while. Then repeat in horror:
"You're one of THEM!!!"

Practice basic gymnastic moves such handstands, the splits, or summersault.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Say "Ding!" at each floor -regardless if the elevator stops.

Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce:
"I have new socks on."

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

When there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

[Fanin]

check this out: http://img51.exs.cx/img51/4230/48-196510_Son_of_a_P.swf

[Maria Renard]

thankies all again ^^, a lot of scary pics :D:D:D

list cleared again :), except for mmmkl ^^U, wait please

Gao~!

[Sphie]

I present you the new Hentai Game by Studio-Ring, Please Teach Me 1-2-3 (shota H-game!)
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/4448/pleaseteachme1236hh.jpg (http://www.studio-ring.co.jp/html/123.htm)
Very obviously a joke (note the release date).
Quite funny though if you think about it :P

[Nighthawk]

Now here the first one:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/461.jpg


Windows, Windows..... ^^
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/5071.jpg
(btw... thats not my desktop...)


next one doesn't need any explanation
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/cooltshirt1.jpg

The reason why I usually don't eat chineese food:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/611.jpg



This lil' fellow knows what's good :D
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/50.jpg


Uhhmmm... this one too...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/groundhog1.jpg


sry, this doesn't work on women...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/1781.jpg


Place of my dreams :)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/5171.jpg


I want to drive the yellow one ^^...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/2721.jpg


So as alway, I have a last one...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/2901.jpg


sry for taking a whole page again... ^^

(ahhh... forgot... if you don't know already, check this out ^^
www.joecartoon.com)

[crucif-X]

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showpost.php?p=276151&postcount=86

I was reading through the new posts in the "Most embarassing moments" thread and remembered my old post. I thought maybe it might be laugh-worthy material. At the time I was embarrassed, but now I can look back at it and laugh. So, hopefully somebody finds my embarassing experience amusing :P

[kaworuchan]

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/timmys_wish

Warning - the above link contains strong violent content and foul language. But I thought it was funny.

[Maria Renard]

List cleared again (except mmmkl ^^U, still no luck with these thingies :p)

I have very good ones for tomorrow :)

Gao~!

[Mai Tokiha]

The true ending of Super Mario Brothers! :D
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/196510

Galaxy Angel Date Sim:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/203189

[NvadrApple]

Okay. You've probably already seen this, but the videos are very cute/funny:

BANANA-PHONE!!! Go here to watch a modified BadgerBadgerBadger
cartoon:
http://www.lemonizer.com/banana/

And a Harry Potter version of BadgerBadgerBadger
http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/


AND:
Off of those lists of how to order for pizza and mess with the pizza person's brain:

Call up the pizza place and while ordering toppings mutter into the phone, "There's a bomb under your seat." When the person on the other line goes "WHAT did you say?" reply, "I said sauce covered in meat!"

[Maria Renard]

ok, list updated again :)

let`s try to have a good day, ok?

(Im a bit depressed, but I hope I can overcome it soon)

Gao~!

[npdcb]

umm...having a bad day Maria? :(
^(^.^)> shake it! <(_/_)> <(_!_)> <(_\_)> shake it! b(^.^)d
<= running out of good idea T-T...I'll try my best to cheer you up then...

Usually bloopers are not the funniest things around, but those sports bloopers will definitely make you smile..even if it's a little :)

Javelin (http://www.bsne.org:85/movies/Funny-Sports%20Bloopers-Javelin.mpg)
Bars (http://www.bsne.org:85/movies/Funny-Sports%20Bloopers-Bars.mpg)
Gym (http://www.bsne.org:85/movies/Funny%20Videos-%20gympileup.mpg)
Ouch (http://144.214.55.151/is5344/user29/yeah/2000olympic.mpeg) X_X

Hahn Beer commercial (woot...beer!!)
Boucing (http://ericlenainviolet.free.fr/Videos/bounce.mpg)

Mikado: Japanese chocolate
Mikado (http://www.drakeshangout.com/gallery/albums/videos/commercials/files/mikadocopy.wmv ) (can't believe they actually have a rip off version of this in the US

[Trinidad]

click me (http://img132.exs.cx/img132/1543/popefaith8ic.jpg). blasphemous yet amusing at the same time. mmmmm, blasphemy. . .

[shinyo]

Trinidad don't you think it's not a good idea to post Pops images at this time? Watch the TV if you don't know what I mean. Anyway looooooodger here (http://lodger.tv/) =] Watch the movies =]

[Trinidad]

Trinidad don't you think it's not a good idea to post Pops images at this time? Watch the TV if you don't know what I mean. Anyway looooooodger here (http://lodger.tv/) =] Watch the movies =]

*shrugs* i'm perfectly aware the pope's dead. though if some people find it offensive, i don't really care one way or the other. simply because someone died doesn't mean that i'm obligated to show them any more respect than i did when they were living. like anything else it's something that has to be earned.

[shinyo]

ya, but, he died yesterday so a little respect would be good =\
End of the topic cous it's not meant to this thread.

[jarjar]

/me checked his HD and found these old links for you^^

http://www.distaste.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blob.swf
http://www.mrunix.net/webalizer/msfree.gif
http://egomania.nu/gates.html

These 3 for now, maybe more tomorrow

[varver]

Well, I once received the following hilarious comment: "Everytime you post, god kills a kitten".
I have two cats my self, so you can't say I'm a sick sad human...
...not for this reason at least...
Oooops! I wrote too much. And the backspace key just broke! And the mouse clicked the Post Quick Reply button by itself!! I'm gonna burn in hell for sure.......

[crucif-X]

ok, list updated again :)

let`s try to have a good day, ok?

(Im a bit depressed, but I hope I can overcome it soon)

Gao~!
Sorry to hear that Maria, I also hope you overcome it soon ;). Well here's my attempt to help you do just that. This is a little clip my friends and I put together a long time ago from some footage we took at San Diego Comin Con 2002. You don't have to be a male with a big "package" to appreciate it, I think females and males with small or medium "packages" alike can enjoy it as well :D

San Diego Comic Con 2002 Clip (http://members.cox.net/directo/cc2k2.asf)

[Maria Renard]

thank you guys... you make me feel better :)

I`ll try to keep up to your trust ;)

(Trinidad and shinyo cleared)

Gao~!

[jarjar]

Arg, how can i forget this one!
-> http://www.scene.org/file.php?file=/parties/2005/altparty05/demo/taat_-_lick_and_feel.zip&fileinfo <-

(some of you may allready know it because i also posted this on IRC a long time ago)

[Sonic]

The new Spichak Mach 20 (http://rapidshare.de/files/1138538/Spishak_Mach_20.rar.html)


(you have to choose the free download type)

[Mai Tokiha]

Ok, here's some more really funny stuff :D
Moving into a scary town... (http://daemlich.net/t6575)
Horny construction workers (http://daemlich.net/6779)
Hamster power! (http://daemlich.net/t6749)
Where these "Japanese schoolgirl panties" really come from (http://daemlich.net/6753)
How Jessica Alba catches men (http://daemlich.net/t6624)
You set my fart on fire (http://daemlich.net/6773) (song)
Funny contacts ad (http://daemlich.net/6761)
Police getting rid of microwave (http://daemlich.net/6764)
Submarine testing (http://daemlich.net/6760)
Fun with condoms (http://daemlich.net/6782)

[gerogero]

Going for the win with this one. (http://www.4chan.org/flash/megaloop.php)

[LordThyMaster]

I think these guys stuff is hilairious. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php)

[Qulex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/Qulex/pic25269.gif

and if you still feel down maria, i gives hugs =D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/Qulex/e6--.gif

[LordThyMaster]

and how about this one? (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php)
It's cool and funny.

[LordThyMaster]

And I heard, and see, that you like cute things, how about this one? (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/icons.php)

Did they meet your fancy yet?
I know of many, many more...
(http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/icons.php)
(http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/icons.php)

[eMKa]

*It's not for sane people*
Some funny pics of our beloved president:)
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/bushgirl/If_GWBush_were_a_girl3.thumb.jpg
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/bushgirl/If_GWBush_were_a_girl2.thumb.jpg
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/bushgirl/If_GWBush_were_a_girl1.thumb.jpg
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/bushgirl/If_GWBush_were_a_girl4.thumb.jpg
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/bushgirl/If_GWBush_were_a_girl5.thumb.jpg

[npdcb]

Going for the win with this one. (http://www.4chan.org/flash/megaloop.php)

OMFG..hilarious...so many classic XD....like the WRRRYYYYY!! thing

Those are funny stuffs Mai Tokiha :D

great clips and pics, thx for posting all :)

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/2643/image28cx.th.jpg (http://img138.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img138&image=image28cx.jpg)
'Nuff said XD

~nyan!~

[Kouji]

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/2643/image28cx.th.jpg (http://img138.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img138&image=image28cx.jpg)
'Nuff said XD

~nyan!~

OMG Bushy! OMG a copy Thread so.....Dumb!

LMAO +Rep!!!

[shinyo]

Say hello to the grandma!
http://img178.exs.cx/img178/6333/k710ku.jpg

[George W Bush]

i had no ideeuh their wuz a thred lik this alredi

wow

this iz grayt! its alredi sevral pajez to!

sry i stil cant give green e-penis pnts i cant hlp it

i stil hav lots of e-penis pnt IOUs tho

here, ill post a cool pic

http://www.kazimages.com/uploads/2400731a24.jpg (http://www.kazimages.com/)

keep spreding the e-penis pnts evry1!!!!!

n spcl thx to are grayt e-penis leedr mario

[Maria Renard]

Thanks again guys, you all cheered me up :)

(mmmkl, Nameless One 613)

Gao~!

[Trinidad]

>snip<

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/GeneralZod/5%20Chan/angry_puppy.jpg

[shinyo]

I have the one with that puppy too!
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/4062/fluffy1jr.th.jpg (http://img127.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img127&image=fluffy1jr.jpg)

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

*Looks over Maria's post*
Wha? O.o
Bridget avatar? Male?

*Overloads and shuts down*

~nyan!~

[LordThyMaster]

wait.... bridget is... a male? as in a boy? as in SHOTA??!!!

OH MY F*CKING GOD NOOOOOO!

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

wait.... bridget is... a male? as in a boy? as in SHOTA??!!!

OH MY F*CKING GOD NOOOOOO!
*Falls over laughing*

You just realized that?

~nyan!~

[Kerii]

Well, Bridget was actually designed as a female.

Even had a female voice actor. :p

It wasn't until the very last minute they decided to rewrite the script and write off Bridget's girlish nature as having been raised as one. :p

Don't ask me why, I dunno either. :p

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

Well, Bridget was actually designed as a female.

Even had a female voice actor. :p

It wasn't until the very last minute they decided to rewrite the script and write off Bridget's girlish nature as having been raised as one. :p

Don't ask me why, I dunno either. :p
Seriously? I never knew that. I figured that they designed him like that from the beginning.

~nyan!~

[egtirello]

:D very funny thread , I try with this ones to start :
a Male's brain:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/egtirello/MaleBrain.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/egtirello/bigmouse.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/egtirello/beware_of_the_dog.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/egtirello/3deer.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/egtirello/idealpartner.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/egtirello/cartoon1.gif
hope It makes oyu smile :)

[Mai Tokiha]

keep spreding the e-penis pnts evry1!!!!!

n spcl thx to are grayt e-penis leedr mario
http://img229.exs.cx/img229/1433/suckmadstrawberry9ve.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Kitee]

At first, I also thought Bridget is a girl. Clearly and badly mistaken. ^^;

And congratulations to Maria for being Top 3. Um... hope you're feeling better. :P
EDIT: uploaded wrong image. ^^;
http://img205.exs.cx/img205/8731/reputationlist1gr.jpg

[ChaosDelirium]

Ok, this is an old favorite of mine. Hope everybody likes it:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/chaosdelirium/1109905033751.gif

It made me laugh the first time :D

[Rai Kanegasi]

I apologize in advance for taking up the whole page, but here's some more pics, and this time think "redneck":

http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazybull.gif
http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazyredneckhome.jpg
http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazyfamily.jpg
http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazyluxury.jpg
http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazyhorseshoes.jpg
http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazyhunt.jpg
http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazygrandma.jpghttp://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazygrandpa.jpg

Oh, and here's two pics that didn't really fit the redneck thing:

http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazylazy_cat.jpg
and
http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazycomputer.jpg

Enjoy.

[Maria Renard]

thank you... guys... you... help me feel better everytime I read your posts... :)

thank you...

(Mai, HAT)

Gao~!

[shinyo]

This one I made myself for you =P After getting all the way in the tunel I stoped at the end of it -,- and look what hapened!
http://img24.exs.cx/img24/7439/asasd5hq.th.jpg (http://img24.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img24&image=asasd5hq.jpg)

[shinyo]

Ever heard of this one?:

An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor analyzed him and sad in grief:
-Well I have bad news..
-What bad news?
-You have Aids.
-Damn, you can't even trust your own children today.

[Fanin]

I was wondering whatelse i can post here. Since Bush was here. That gave me an idea :D
These might have already been seen.
2 were taken from Surreal999's gallery. And another 1 was taken from DirtyFinger's gallery. Rest of them I found on the internet.

[Chaotic Heavens]

The BadgerPhone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php) has never failed me!

Also, Rejected has never failed me, but can't seem to find a downloadable video clip of it...

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

hay! sum dam pinko commie liberal terrerist simathizr towl hed deleted my post!
Typically, if your posts mysteriously disappear, there's a reason for it. And calling the mods terrorists is just plain stupid.

remimbr kiddys! the mor u post hear the mor it grous!
*sighs*
Trying to compensate for something?

*post reported*
~nyan!~

[jarjar]

Typically, if your posts mysteriously disappear, there's a reason for it. And calling the mods terrorists is just plain stupid.

*sighs*
Trying to compensate for something?

*post reported*
~nyan!~

Yups, i did it, and he knows, since i also PMed him about it.

[George W Bush]

hay! all u pmd wuz "oh u dont no y? heers scrnshot uf it beefor i deleet it lol" and that wuz aftr i ask fr detals

i just postin funii attn whore pix n e-penis pix, if u tak ofence ur jus hav gilty conshens
edit: my gud budy chaynee jus sed u probly hav persekyooshun complecks n shood sea a sykyatrist

hay! y dont u just chanj ur titl to gestapo, it wud b mor fiting i thnk

sensor it all!!!!!

[Trinidad]

hay! all u pmd wuz "oh u dont no y? heers scrnshot uf it beefor i deleet it lol" and that wuz aftr i ask fr detals

i just postin funii attn whore pix n e-penis pix, if u tak ofence ur jus hav gilty conshens
edit: my gud budy chaynee jus sed u probly hav persekyooshun complecks n shood sea a sykyatrist

hay! y dont u just chanj ur titl to gestapo, it wud b mor fiting i thnk

sensor it all!!!!!

if you actually posted with something resembling grammatically correct english, people might be inclined to take you more seriously.

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

if you actually posted with something resembling grammatically correct english, people might be inclined to take you more seriously.
Trinidad: Agreed
GWB: Nobody else here speaks hillbilly. You fail miserably at life, Mr. President.

~nyan!~

[shinyo]

Here, check my friend playin' with fire... here (http://www.alba.triotech.one.pl/firehead.mpg)

[Maria Renard]

thank you all guys... we

[crot]

visit funpic.org ,they have a lot of funstufs
http://pics.funpic.org/categories.php?cat_id=11&page=1
Some examples
http://pics.funpic.org/data/thumbnails/11/pic506.jpghttp://pics.funpic.org/data/thumbnails/11/002_2.jpghttp://pics.funpic.org/data/thumbnails/11/005.jpg

[LordThyMaster]

Ok, this is an old favorite of mine. Hope everybody likes it:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/chaosdelirium/1109905033751.gif

It made me laugh the first time :D



HahaHahaHaha


That's damn good!

[mattfate]

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/falsespy-sticker.jpg

[crucif-X]

I was in the restroom of the library in my school not too long ago and noticed some interesting bathroom poetry written on the walls of one of the stalls and thought it was kind of amusing. It read:

Here I sit
all broken-hearted
I came to sh*t
but only farted

I was slightly moved to say the least ;)

[zerebubuth]

thats golden

bwahahaaa

[Mai Tokiha]

Jessica, 11: "I'm old enough for sex."
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/2446/altgenug5jm.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Nasty teddybears
http://img167.exs.cx/img167/3711/teddybearbetterway22ss.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

New church window :D
http://img167.exs.cx/img167/8809/churchwindow8ns.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Britney Spears: "I'm voting for capital punishment. Who ever has done terrible things must get a fitting punishment. Only that way, he'll learn his lesson for the next time."
http://img179.exs.cx/img179/373/britneyspearspunishment4zc.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

"Please, honey, calm down! I can explain everything!"
http://img224.exs.cx/img224/5083/dogcats8lj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

got coke?
http://img59.exs.cx/img59/783/bushcoke1ve.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Bush's checklist for Iraq:
http://img59.exs.cx/img59/9695/invasioniraq2hc.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Cnn is too stupid for their own good:
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/5401/cnnidiots6ci.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

Oh man. I've not laughed so hard in a long time... The dalmation picture is great XD

~nyan!~

[eMKa]

Funny animal pics from me:)
http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/kittyslave.jpg
http://www.goofyphotos.com/1/tummy.jpg
http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/visitvet.jpg
http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/killerkitty.jpg
http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/strongcat.jpg
http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/cheese.jpg

[Rai Kanegasi]

here...more pics:

this pic was too big (http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2004/10/298634.jpg) (this one is another Bush thing, but the other two aren't)

this probably was too (http://www.mpam.gr/fun/comics/_mckehew/fakir.jpg)

sorry again for the big pics (http://www.mpam.gr/fun/comics/_mckehew/duck_hunter.jpg)

Enjoy.

[Fanin]

Is it me or are there more anti-bush pix lately :rolleyes:
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/505/76bush_chimps2.jpg
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/507/67207pcgame1205btcos16.jpg
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/505/86588whale.jpg

[Nighthawk]

I think I should give some more pics, since I haven't found a little video, which I would gladly upload...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/traffic1.jpg

And I've got nothing to do...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/2191.jpg


Well... let's see...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/1281.jpg


...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/truefrie11.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/3101.jpg


It is time for Microsoft to think things over and start making some OS with less problems than the Windows series...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/4011.jpg


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/MasterN/4831.jpg



So here I am at the end again...

It's pretty hard finding stuff now which is funny, and I assume you haven't seen it yet.
I'm sorry if some of these pics are already shown at those one million pics sites where some links are going, but since I'm, as always, a little short of time I can't really watch them all...

I hope you've got something to laugh about though...^^

btw... be sure not to oversee Rai Kanegasi's second one...
I don't really know for you, but I'm already a little tired of these Bush-jokes. How about you? (member.php?u=116214)

[Maria Renard]

hiya again ^^

a quickie :), kinda hard to keep track of all people because sometimes I have to wait a bit more than usual to send surprises for everyone, so I beg you understand ^^

btw, thankies, just good laughs here ^^

Gao~!

[Shubaltz]

How about the Insubordination Kick from Captain Bright? *Gundam*

[npdcb]

Pepsi matrix (matrix ping pong style)
Pepsi ad (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/pepsimatrix.wmv)

Breast Exam (so put ur breats in my hands)
Breast Exam (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/canadianbreastexam.wmv)

Find my keys (it's just plain evil XD)
Find teh keys (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/findmykeys.wmv)

Real life vs teh internet (the sad truth about the internet)
internet (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/reallifevsinternet.wmv)

Cell :D
vibrate mode on (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/thatsnotyourphone.wmv)

[Unit1Evangelion]

click on wrong thread.....im drunk don't worry about me.....hahaa.

though animefanatic stole my dork pic!!! slut!!! lol.

[eMKa]

Here's some funny phrases:

Things you DON'T Want to Hear in Surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. OK, now take a picture from this angle.

This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!

Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

[AnimeWerewolf]

stop hitting yourself Bato !

http://xs404.xs.to/pics/05152/1112767508672.gif

three reasons why drugs aren't allowed in school !

http://xs404.xs.to/pics/05152/1112951935801.gif

and finally why you should never agree to a date with someone on the net !

http://xs404.xs.to/pics/05152/1113217053028.gif

[Fanin]

though animefanatic stole my dork pic!!! slut!!! lol.

Hey, someone stole my picture, and posted here too >_<. But we all steal off internet, don't we?:D

http://www.solid07.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=101591
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/528/89200funny.gif


Skills:
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/505/29062003-1-22-12_43_52.jpg
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/505/29062003-5-11-20_54_47.jpg
This cracks me up everytime: The proper way of taking pictures:D
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/505/2759100007840.jpg
For some reason, I prefer using keyboard:rolleyes:
http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/505/9700mouselove.gif

Edit: and Congratulations :)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/IntoOblivion13/random/repu4-12-05.jpg

[Rai Kanegasi]

First of all, your right NightHawk, the Bush thing is overdone, so don't skip my other pics in my last post ;) but for now, I've been wondering around a site with so many funny things, it's impossible to take a few and post them here, so go ahead and wonder around yourself HERE (http://www.stupid.com). Although the site is so easily named, you all probably have seen it, but it is funny all the same :D

[crucif-X]

.....

http://www.hongfire.com/gallery/data/528/89200funny.gif

Haha I remember seeing this one at "The National Bruce Lee Crotch Violence Research Institute" site ( www.crotchviolence.org ). The animated gif is not there anymore but he has another one up in the menu under "sponsored by". The site is also pretty amusing if I may say so myself :D. BTW, i like the snowman/woman pics ;)

[Mai Tokiha]

Interesting gameshow (http://gprime.net/flash.php/gameshowblooper) - note: contains profanity (flash)
...and yes, those are priests :D

The call of nature (http://gprime.net/flash.php/poopfrusteration) (flash)

[Shubaltz]

I found something addicting.
http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/chocs.swf
From 4chan Flash area.

[Nameless Chibi Neko]

Is it me, or is the link not working?

PS. I run out of funny stuff >_<
Yup. The file's already gone XD

~nyan!~

[Fanin]

I found something addicting.
http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/chocs.swf
From 4chan Flash area.

Is it me, or is the link not working?

PS. I run out of funny stuff >_<

[jarjar]

Hmz, i found an promo movie for hitachi

http://www.hitachigst.com/hdd/research/recording_head/pr/PerpendicularAnimation.html


Ow well, now we know how it works :P

Edit: Hmz, stupid timebug!

[Maria Renard]

thankies all people :D

but... well... may I... start the list again? I lost track of how things were going ^^U...

Gao~!

[eMKa]

Funny ways to really annoy people:
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public places consisting entirely of "beep, beep beep-beep-beep

Glue Lego pieces together

Leave the photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, a3 paper, 99 copies

Sniffle incessantly

Forget the pun line to a long joke, but assure them it was a real hoot

Do not add any inflection to the end of a sentence, and make the impression you will say something more at any moment

Holler random number when anybody is counting

Staple papers in the middle of the page

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of copy right warnings

Write the surprise ending on the first page of the library book

Honk and wave at strangers

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now"

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as the read

Lie obviously about trivial things, such as the time of day

[dots]

i'm impressed kittyblossom....
50 post in a single day...
*hands the no1 spammer award*
kudos

[breaker0]

http://www.gtpstudios.com/images/humor-ritiscool.jpg

Winter of my freshmen year at college, a bunch of art students built this outside my dorms. There's not a lot else to do at RIT in the dead of winter.

[npdcb]

right click and save as to download and view the vids :)

fire auction (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/fireauction.wmv)

red sox (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/redsoxwin.wmv) (remember the first born kid you own me? oO)

need direction (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/needdirections.wmv) (I just hope it won't happen to me) :rolleyes:

mcdo + counter strike (http://media.santoalt.com/101/091904/mcdonaldscounterstrike.wmv)

nintendo theme acapella (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/nintendothemesacappellax.wmv) the tetris part is so cool XD

[Fanin]

>she blocked me< (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sheblockedme.html)

http://prague.tv/galleries/funny-pics7/little-piggy.jpg

[Maria Renard]

please people, all the regular posters here, please continue supporting this thread for all to cheer up a bit when we feel down...

pm if you post here, and when I check you, I

[npdcb]

Welcome back maria ^^/
I would glady post something funny but couldn't find anything really worth theses days :( ..or you could always visit the freestyle in the gallery section to cheer up ^^d ...like those OS-Tan (http://www.otakubell.com/os-girls/Gallery/category.php?cat=1&expand=1) comic strips..funny stuffs lol

[eMKa]

Some illusions from me:
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_1.jpg
Top or Bottom?
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_dots.jpg
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_circles.jpg
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_skull.jpg
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/track.jpg
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_colour.gif
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_duck.jpg
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_faces.jpg
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_gray.jpg
http://www.area51newmexico.com/disturbing_universe/funny/illusion_sill.jpg

[S&T Kawaii Love]

mmmkl thanx for the illusion pics. I like the 2nd one. OMG really nice and funny

[JtJin]

hehe, a little tsukihime short one-piece manga i got some time ago.

[JtJin]

let me try this again ... damn attachments ...

(continued from above . page 4 and 5 final)

[Rai Kanegasi]

Who likes Halo 2? Look at this guy playing on Live: HERE (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=scut)
(make sure to watch the grand finale at the end)

[crucif-X]

JtLin do you have more of these manga. I like them alot they are funny ^^Yes, I would like to see more of these as well :)

EDIT: :mad: Time bug! Okay, here is my contribution fo the day:

The most amazing drift ever. Man, that little boy is going to tear it up on the circuit one day. Look at his incredible line-taking skills :D
http://img164.echo.cx/img164/6864/superdrift3bw.gif

This is actually from part of a commercial for Sega Rally 2 which can been seen here (http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/games/commercials/japan/SR2-Drift-DC.mpg)

[S&T Kawaii Love]

JtLin do you have more of these manga. I like them alot they are funny ^^

[JtJin]

Here's one more I found ^^

I have a couple more, but they're spread out across my huge pictures directory X_X ... i'll upload as I find them eventually hehe. Glad you guys liked it.

[Sphie]

I saw this as a banner of some random imageboard and thought it was quite funny (for those wondering, the girl in the guy's hand's name is Suzuran aka Waha) :D
http://www.imagebarrel.com/img/05/113/09/main07.gif

[JtJin]

I saw this as a banner of some random imageboard

Ouu~~ ... do you have a link to this random imageboard? ^_^

[crucif-X]

NOOOOOO, damn I was trying to find the link for this one site I rememberd from a year or two ago "American Standard Type-R" where this dude fashions out a pretty fly ride out of his toilet provided with pics, specs, everything. It seems the site has been taken down at some point but it was really REALLY funny. It's too bad, since I really wanted to show it to Maria and everyone T_T

Just curious, anyone else remember that site? I laughed soooo hard. Good times Good laughs. Good Laughs :D

[npdcb]

Any idea what she says after she looks down? :p place your bet ^^

Choco~! Party~! Good~! Good~! ...kinda stick to your head for a while lol...hungry now :(

Choco Party (http://rapidshare.de/files/1085038/choco_party.wmv.html)

[iDriftR]

That looks like it can do some hurt. >__<

[Sonic]

http://img255.echo.cx/img255/2124/isnichwahrdefemdefence8jn.jpg

[Rai Kanegasi]

http://img255.echo.cx/img255/2124/isnichwahrdefemdefence8jn.jpg
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
...
OMG...please...no more...it hurts just looking at that...

[JtJin]

OMG...please...no more...it hurts just looking at that...

@_@ ... it's not like you're planning on raping anybody, amirite??

[Rai Kanegasi]

Oh no, not at all, it's just that I'm thinking of the pain that...thing...could cause and even if it will never happen to me, it still fricken hurts thinking about it...*shivers*

[JtJin]

hear hear!!

[Snuts]

well its time to delve into Snuts random stupid pic collection.

[NvadrApple]

Manamana!

http://movies.quadratic.net/Muppet_Show_Manamanah.mpeg

Just one question...what's the language near the end in the subtitles?

[Zapper216]

here is the worlds only karate cat!!!!!!!
http://img17.echo.cx/img17/5020/flyingcat0ac.th.jpg (http://img17.echo.cx/my.php?image=flyingcat0ac.jpg)

[crucif-X]

l337!!!!!1!!!111!1!
http://img35.echo.cx/img35/3959/macho5iv.jpg

[Maria Renard]

thank you people... all these posts are the most funny thing I seen in a long time... ^^

Congrats and soon something for you ^^

Gao~!

[iDriftR]

Not enough sleep...
http://img229.echo.cx/img229/6272/tf24e38cc.th.jpg (http://img229.echo.cx/my.php?image=tf24e38cc.jpg)

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/1633/tf24e48nr.th.jpg (http://img229.echo.cx/my.php?image=tf24e48nr.jpg)

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/9193/tf24e57tg.th.jpg (http://img229.echo.cx/my.php?image=tf24e57tg.jpg)

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/3232/tf24e60rt.th.jpg (http://img229.echo.cx/my.php?image=tf24e60rt.jpg)

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/5028/tf24e79jg.th.jpg (http://img229.echo.cx/my.php?image=tf24e79jg.jpg)

[Mai Tokiha]

Nah, don't think so negatively...
http://img38.echo.cx/img38/8338/imacrap7kd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Dr. Bang - Help for all men with erection problems :D
http://img83.echo.cx/img83/531/drbang7bu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

What? Giving head is better?
http://img30.echo.cx/img30/315/headexcitement1yv.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Sandwiches with Lsd and Speed in preparation...
http://img129.echo.cx/img129/2658/cracksandwich6nk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Child as emergency food :eek:
http://img42.echo.cx/img42/3214/emergencyprovisions0ht.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Good footing required
http://img29.echo.cx/img29/4471/pleasemindyourstep0oo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Enter here if you want to grope :D
http://img29.echo.cx/img29/561/gropetourists9lm.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Serene852]

Even dogs have a meal time prayer. :D

http://img11.echo.cx/img11/6255/672786252jc.jpg

[kevinlmw]

Here i come^.^

a good place to rest

http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8793/218eb.jpg

Save the earth!! recycle!!
http://img219.echo.cx/img219/1570/creative00050il.jpg

Revenge... scary...

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/6984/revenge37vk.jpg

Unplaned company? LoL .... is this company needed?

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/8846/creative00073wz.jpg

I tired of registering stuff..

http://img80.echo.cx/img80/3525/qw3eq1in.jpg

Have a nice day^.^ happy go lucky

[crucif-X]

Here i come^.^

a good place to rest

http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8793/218eb.jpg
Haha man I'm so slow. It took me a little longer than it should to get this. Like an optical illusion I had to look carefully and then it was like OHHH! hahaha :D

Anyway, a few more funnies to add..

Poor Kid :(
http://img148.echo.cx/img148/2859/queenpwned1cr.jpg

One way to make your bike faster is to install a Turbo Fart-Cannon muffler. Powered by natural enviroment-friendly gas, it gives your bike an extra boost of 50 HP dry-methane shot.
http://img148.echo.cx/img148/4092/turbobike3ai.jpg

Never learned that in my EE330 Lab. So that's what LEDs, resistors and capacitors are for..... :p
http://img272.echo.cx/img272/1269/sfwcircutpron2qf.jpg

Xiao Xiao Movies (http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm). I think many may have seen these before. It's the stick figure fighting flash movies. Classic, very entertaining. Check them out, but make sure you definitely see movie 3

[Rai Kanegasi]

If you have no idea what this pic refers to, you need to watch more MTV2
http://img54.echo.cx/img54/4921/BeavisBushCheny.th.jpg (http://img54.echo.cx/my.php?image=BeavisBushCheny.jpg)

[nick64]

first time post here, but i recommend going to http://www.sexylosers.com and proceed in watching the comics.

here's some samples:

http://www.sexylosers.com/113.html
http://www.sexylosers.com/136.html

[npdcb]

that was already posted by...me Nick :p
page 5 of this thread ^^

it's been a while I didn't contribute anything...so here's something amusing lol

Elevator Disco (http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/elevatordisco.swf) :D

[nick64]

heh, it was my first time posting on this thread and i can't trawl through 24 pages of pictures and links can i? ;)

oh well, its good to spread the love :)

[Javituchi]

[CENTER][SIZE=3]Need Protection?.

Call [B]BJ

[dots]

Phone sex...

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[npdcb]

A visual interpretation of Torn (Natalie Imbrulia) by a mime (David Armand) lol
the fishing "real" part was the best :D

HollowMan (http://www.excelerate.com.au/downloads/HollowMen.wmv)

[Hakkkk]

http://chenphil.free.fr/pics/dumbass.jpg
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If you can't see the picture, try to move back

http://exposant8.free.fr/++/peugeot%20206.mpg
http://metalgearsolid3uk.entertainment-iuk.com/mgs4_trailer_raw_wmvlow.wmv
haha i love this trailer ^^

[DarkDweller]

just something


Pilots V. Mechanics
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form,called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.... Enjoy!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last...
P. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

[Rez]

Here's one for ya.

http://car.viewpoint.com/signage.htm

[gluehfix]

Maybe you'll find this funny:

A recorded Radio transmission:

US Ship "This is US Navy vessel USS SARATOGA calling object on... " (Naval coordinates folllow), "We are on collision course, change your location immediately"

Object responds: "This is AB4SR, we are stationary and won't change our loacation"

US Ship:"This is USS Saratoga, We are a big US warship on sortie. You are hindering actions of national security, this violates national law and will be brought to court. I repeat change your location immediately"

Reply:" This is AB4SR, you can be whatever you are, we won't change our location undr any circumstances. You have to change your course to prevent collision."

US Ship:"This is USS SARATOGA, Mister, this ship weighs approx. 120.000 tons. We won't change course, MOVE IT - get out of our way!"

Reply: "This is AB4SR, Sir, then collision will be inevitable, AB4SR is the Florida coast lighthous of St. Augustine, we won't move an inch, no matter what."

I only remember this by heart. I had read it some time ago. I dont remember the correct names and dates, so I inserted some fitting.
Hope you liked it. ;-)

[DarkDweller]

An illiterate Zwane went to the bank and pointed a gun
At the cashier and
Said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be
GEOGRAPHY!"
The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say
HISTORY."
Poor Zwane answered, "Don't change the subject!"

[npdcb]

Can someone pleassssee translate it for me :p:D
oh man...crack me up til I cry T-T

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[Natsuki]

:P......Orz

[PrinceKr85]

i dunno if this qualifies.....

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/71a4/

and you would think that they would stop at the Jesus action figures ^^;

[Blood_Raven]

yay for funny! where is my surprise?
http://www.jabarchives.com/joerandel/flbbs/files/church_sign_1_183.jpg

[shiwei]

A Running Car...