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jamesuh
01-30-2006, 06:37 PM
Do you guys have any really weird conversations to share??
Well, because the other day, I felt like talking with my friend; so to start the conversation, I asked him a question, "Do you want to see a video I made" and it got really screwed up from there...

friend: do i
friend: DO I
friend: no
jamesuh: fine
jamesuh: w/e
friend: not really
jamesuh: ok
jamesuh: amateur
jamesuh: *cough cough*
jamesuh: *HACK*
friend: hey
jamesuh: *LOSER*
friend: fine
friend: let me see it
jamesuh: *COUGH COUGH* LOSER
friend: show it to me
jamesuh: nah
jamesuh: no thanks
friend: COME ON
jamesuh: youll be stunned
friend: hahaha
jamesuh: cardiac arrest
friend: yeah right
friend: more like
friend: death from boredom
jamesuh: im still editing so =/
jamesuh: its not amazing yet
jamesuh: but its gonna be
jamesuh wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\train man.wmv.
friend: slooooww
friend: actually
friend: not that slow
friend received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\train man.wmv.
friend: hm
friend: it doesnt wanna play
friend: oh
friend: its a wmv
jamesuh: ?
jamesuh: yeah
friend: yeah
friend: my macs video-tarded
friend: o well
friend: ill see it tomorrow
jamesuh: ALRIGHTY WHITEY!!!
jamesuh: .............
jamesuh: ..................................
jamesuh: uhhhhhhh
jamesuh: ...................................
jamesuh: that was definitely not me
jamesuh: i swear dr. whitey i mean rothschild
jamesuh: you must
jamesuh: turn off that racism machine
jamesuh: right this second or the interpolation of anti gravational forces will kill us all!
friend: oh
friend: well screw you
jamesuh: *RACIAL SLANG*
friend: you yellow monster
jamesuh: OMG!!!
jamesuh: you ****ing *RACIAL SLANG*!!!
friend: kaike!
jamesuh: *faints*
jamesuh: *dies*
jamesuh: *pool of blood from nowhere*
jamesuh: *seemingly from his head*
jamesuh: *but not quite sure*
friend: BUT NO
jamesuh: !?
friend: hahaha
friend: no
jamesuh: not deductive reasoning again!!
friend: no
friend: linear programming
jamesuh: molestation?
jamesuh: aw.
jamesuh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
friend: if a
jamesuh: OH THE PAIN
friend: pool of blood
jamesuh: AHHGHGHHHHHHHH
friend: equals to x
jamesuh: THE
jamesuh: CONTRAINTS
jamesuh: AGHHHHHH
jamesuh: THE PAIN
friend: and takes 2 hours to pool around jameses head
jamesuh: NO GAH
friend: but there are only 24 hours in a day
jamesuh: GAH GAH
friend: THEN WHERE IS THE BLOOD FROM
jamesuh: AAHHHHHHHHHH
jamesuh: i know.
jamesuh: from heaven....
friend: ...
jamesuh: ......................
friend: no
friend: its farther south
friend: much farther
jamesuh: from my.... _____________?
jamesuh: surely not....
jamesuh: no....
jamesuh: NO!!!
friend: yes
jamesuh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
jamesuh: not my bathroom!!!
friend: from your small, rediculously tiny
friend: bathroom
jamesuh: lmao
jamesuh: AHHHHHHHHH
jamesuh: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jamesuh: AHAHAHAHAHA omg needa turn off the AHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH manical laughter AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA generator!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jamesuh: *jjjjjjjjooooooooooooooooooopppppppp*
jamesuh: ok its off
friend: chill dude
friend: ok
friend: good
jamesuh: so anyways the other day I was talking to you daughter
jamesuh: yes, I heard she was an honors student.
jamesuh: ahhh... it reminds me of... not my old days.
jamesuh: so anyways
jamesuh: i killed her
jamesuh: is that allllll right?
jamesuh: because your wife was really looking man
jamesuh: so i killed her too
jamesuh: with a camera
jamesuh: and a teaspoon
jamesuh: of vinegar
friend: if you havent noticed
jamesuh: yes?
friend: well first of all
friend: that wasnt my daughter
jamesuh: it..... wasnt?......
friend: no
jamesuh: but...
jamesuh: her last name was...
friend: her name was CORTES
jamesuh: the same as yours....
friend: DOES THAT SOUND ASIAN TO YOU
jamesuh: BUT YOUR NOT ASIAN!!!!!
jamesuh: wait...
friend: but neither are you!
jamesuh: of COURSE!!
jamesuh: i understand now!!
jamesuh: you used linear programming on your **** and you mounted it onto the ***** and reconciled the WHORE with a magnetic CHICKEN
friend: pretty much but
friend: reverse the words *****, CHICKEN, and ****
jamesuh: i see.
jamesuh: but your missing one thing, golem.
jamesuh: i have the ring!!!
jamesuh: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jamesuh: and your mom is DEAD!!!!!
jamesuh: HAHAHHHHHHHH JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
jamesuh: wtf.
jamesuh: that was some weird dream.
jamesuh: i dreamt that
jamesuh: i died....
friend: and your sister threw your dead body down the stairs?
friend: i had that dream too!
jamesuh: yeah!!!
jamesuh: wait.......
jamesuh: your my sister
friend: james james james
friend: look
friend: if i was your sister
friend: then how could i have stolen your tv when you werent looking that one time?
jamesuh: because
friend: or broken into your room and smashed your computer screen?
jamesuh: your black
jamesuh: ...........
jamesuh: duh
jamesuh: common sense
friend: oh
friend: yeah i guess so

obstrukt
01-30-2006, 06:42 PM
.............:rolleyes: What a weird conversation. I wonder who you had it with? ;)

sammyboy185
01-30-2006, 09:39 PM
haha u think thats random... wait till u see my convo w/ obstrukt on "kows" and leche
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