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Boo
03-05-2007, 04:16 PM
Come on, you know it's a good deal!

Flying_Radish
03-05-2007, 04:19 PM
what the hell is カレー(kare)?

helixfire
03-05-2007, 04:20 PM
what the hell is カレー(kare)?

same, what the hell is kare?

gvbn
03-05-2007, 04:21 PM
wikipedia says it's curry

Boo
03-05-2007, 04:29 PM
You uncultured slobs! It's fucking kare, for god's sake! The food of kings!

icewirm
03-05-2007, 04:31 PM
1- wtf is カレー。。。 ?
2- anyways, LIKE HELL I'M GIVIN' MY ASS FOR SOME FOOD.

Flying_Radish
03-05-2007, 04:32 PM
same here what the hell kind of thread is this? lol, are you drunk? lol

Skimpy
03-05-2007, 04:35 PM
who almost got tricked into thinking the fourth option was " No ( I'm not gay) ", I almost did ;_;

Boo
03-05-2007, 04:38 PM
lol, are you drunk? lol

High on life, baby. High on life.


2- anyways, LIKE HELL I'M GIVIN' MY ASS FOR SOME FOOD.

You faggot!

Flying_Radish
03-05-2007, 04:40 PM
cheese is the ultimate food >->

Vathien
03-05-2007, 04:41 PM
who almost got tricked into thinking the fourth option was " No ( I'm not gay) ", I almost did ;_;
Yeah i almost chose that too..And no i would not give my anal virginity(i never will either, pervs)for food T_T..perhaps i lived in some third world country without any food at all and i'd get as much of it as i wanted. Maybe. MAYBE ffs.

Kotonoha
03-05-2007, 04:42 PM
This is SO dumb, LOL. http://www.hongfire.com/forum/images/smilies/cs/xd.gif

VV Really zefiris?... I mean helix. :p :rolleyes:

Flying_Radish
03-05-2007, 04:43 PM
aw your ava is so cute koto ^-^ and I agree this thrad is dumb,

everyone knows cheese is the ultimate food

helixfire
03-05-2007, 04:46 PM
I have seen that avi somewhere >.>
food won't get me. I am already taken.

Boo
03-05-2007, 04:50 PM
Yeah i almost chose that too..And no i would not give my anal virginity(i never will either, pervs)for food T_T..perhaps i lived in some third world country without any food at all and i'd get as much of it as i wanted. Maybe. MAYBE ffs.
It's OK, you can say it. You would let me ram you harder than an express train
driving into a tunnel at full speed, wouldn't you?

aw your ava is so cute koto ^-^ and I agree this thrad is dumb,

everyone knows cheese is the ultimate food

Such a display of insolence shall not be tolerated! Off with their heads!

icewirm
03-05-2007, 04:50 PM
You faggot!
let's see now, amybe I got the question or the options wrong...
*checks*
option 1: yes I would let someone ram my ass for some kare (wtf?)
option 2: ???????????
option 3: yes I would let someone ram my ass for some kare (wtf?) only of the balls dont touch
option 4: no I wont let anyone touch my ass even if that person offers kare (wtf?)

mmm the 4th looks like the more stright, if you like that thing enought to gay it must be good, but I'll pass thanks n_n

Boo
03-05-2007, 04:56 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f379/b00l34n/tombombadil.jpg

Oh, stop it now, icewirm. Nobody is interested.

helixfire
03-05-2007, 04:57 PM
I guess Boo would let anyone fuck Boo real good just for kare.

icewirm
03-05-2007, 04:58 PM
lololololololololololol, high on life endeed

Boo
03-05-2007, 05:01 PM
I guess Boo would let anyone fuck Boo real good just for kare.
Anything thing else would be madness.

helixfire
03-05-2007, 05:03 PM
Anything thing else would be madness.

*hands Boo some kare, now go and have sex with icewirm*

AnimeWerewolf
03-05-2007, 05:13 PM
would I trade my tightly shut brown winker for kare ? ( Kerii ) <_<
no way I don't like papaya it smells funky and it's mushy and
those seeds look like rabbit droppings ! I'll pass thanks ...

ackeejag
03-05-2007, 06:37 PM
^papaya taste like strait crap but am i crazy or is kare jus japanese for he or boyfriend. so either way your gay.
but one good thing came from this thread...i found a really funny picture. thanks for that boo ^_-

Talon87
03-05-2007, 06:55 PM
Trading your anal virginity for curry is fundamentally no different than trading your penile/vaginal virginity for a cheap, easily-prepared meal. It's the sort of thing I can't imagine one would do unless:

a) they don't value their virginity more than the next day's supper, or
b) they think it'd be a funny story to tell friends and family, or
c) both

L4mE
03-05-2007, 07:00 PM
well i definitely wont do that
because
i can make it my self
i can buy it for myself
i'm not a fan of kare(jap curry)

Hayeate
03-05-2007, 07:01 PM
Depends on who gets underneath.

Desmonthes
03-05-2007, 07:31 PM
IQ is lowered again Boo ?

Kogato
03-05-2007, 07:58 PM
let me put it in a way you can understand

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vathien
03-05-2007, 08:02 PM
If you look at the poll resulsts, Boo voted for "??????"...shouldn't you be choosing HELL. YES.

Or well, if he've already traded his anal cherry for some kare, guess he can choose "??????" then..

1134hopp
03-05-2007, 08:31 PM
If you look at the poll resulsts, Boo voted for "??????"...shouldn't you be choosing HELL. YES.

Or well, if he've already traded his anal cherry for some kare, guess he can choose "??????" then..

haaahahahahahaha that must be true

my answere is hell no

solarenemy
03-05-2007, 08:58 PM
I would only trade my anus for chocolate chip cheesecake.. Even then it would have to be gourmet and in the neighborhood of 3 pounds.

Boo
03-06-2007, 08:32 AM
Wut? Desmonthes posted in this thread without closing it? I'm not sure if I
should be happy or scared...

If you look at the poll resulsts, Boo voted for "??????"...shouldn't you be choosing HELL. YES.

Or well, if he've already traded his anal cherry for some kare, guess he can choose "??????" then..

Well, actually, voting for that option is the same as saying yes. So I'll be at your
address in 5 min. Get that ass spread, bitch!

Psycho Mantis
03-06-2007, 08:34 AM
Come on, you know it's a good deal!

.....im a boy.:st:

shiracld
03-06-2007, 09:21 AM
seems like boo's collecting his
butt-friends......

LightMooCow
03-06-2007, 09:27 AM
For Sushi, yes. For... Kare? No :P

shiracld
03-06-2007, 10:54 AM
i have sashimi with me!!

you aint getting moo boo!

Boo
03-06-2007, 03:16 PM
Sashimi?! I will have it!

helixfire
03-06-2007, 03:19 PM
*stuff boo ass with kare*

I hope you'll like it boo

Amani
03-06-2007, 03:24 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e395/AKTheMan/catpenisad5.jpg

I 'd take it up the ass for free if the guy was appealing enough. Oh, and I would hope to lose my virginity to a girl before that happened.

Flying_Radish
03-06-2007, 04:18 PM
*stuff boo ass with kare*

I hope you'll like it boo

*Joins helix in stuffing boo with Kare*

Amani
03-06-2007, 04:21 PM
Hint: Clu-chan, he likes it...

Flying_Radish
03-06-2007, 04:27 PM
yes but I don't think he much enjoys it being stuck in his rectum :rolleyes:

it'll burn and cause him pain ^-^

Amani
03-06-2007, 04:30 PM
*pats clu-chan on the head*

Yes, you've got it.

Flying_Radish
03-06-2007, 04:32 PM
if boo was a little nicer at times maybe I'd feed it to him instead of stuff his rectum with it :p

Amani
03-06-2007, 04:33 PM
LOL...

so dirty. I bet the fingers and the lube up his ass combined with the submissive personality and masochistic tendencies makes for a bit more pleasure than the burn.

helixfire
03-06-2007, 04:40 PM
if boo was a little nicer at times maybe I'd feed it to him instead of stuff his rectum with it :p

:lol: you can drain it out of boo and feed it to boo. :p

I am sure Boo would love it. ;)I am too dirty ><

Nukewolf
03-06-2007, 04:54 PM
:lol: you can drain it out of boo and feed it to boo. :p Aww, almost like a bird chewing the worm for it's babies.

CrisisAngel
03-06-2007, 05:04 PM
:lol: I don't know what to choose... maybe I won't ;)

Boo
03-06-2007, 06:43 PM
:lol: I don't know what to choose... maybe I won't ;)

Too late.
*sticks it in CA's pooper*

Kotonoha
03-06-2007, 07:07 PM
And history begins to slowly but surely begin to repeat itself. @_@;



What exactly went on in your space station? The squirrel doesn't seem to even like thinking about it.

Ah! The Girls 2 Thread. Squirrel was a bad boy who kept contemplating kidnapping and doing nasty things to several Mai, so I created a trap to punish him. The trap also caught the attention of juan and 4me, so they got brought into the story.

I had three people up in my space station: juan, squirrel, and 4me.

I cloned six copies of myself, and my clones were playing around with the three of them.

Juan was treated to a bath of dark chocolate, followed by plenty of licking and sliding.

4me killed juan and disguised himself as juan to get in on the sex. He was turned into a babbling idiot by my neural link sex fantasy machine, because it was configured for juan's brain only.

Squirrel was treated to sexual arousing chemicals, connected to a hose, and sucked by a vacuum 24x7 to collect his specially treated seminal fluids that were bottled and sold as a powerful aphrodisiac. The money made was used to make more improvements to the space station and to the Squirrel milking apparatus.

Squirrel tried to escape, got into an accident and transformed into a futanari. 4me also fell victim to Squirrel's accident. He was transformed into a girl, and the pressurized hose delivering Squirrel's seminal fluids was stuck and fused into 4me's vagina. Another chemical spill integrated the hose into Squirrel body and made it a living extension of her.

Juan dead body was saved through bionic experiments. He was equipped with two heads, four arms, and two penises. One set on each side of the body. His penis had the ability to change length and girth at will, and he could extend his penis to a length of 10 meters. The jinjin clones were training juan to control his penis through a game of tag in a free floating in zero gravity environment. juan was very well rewarded for learning how to control both of his penises.

That was the main story.

There was also a second story where Squirrel was suspended in mid air, had his ass stuffed with 20 turkeys, and was dropped into a tank filled with 200 giant male squids. The squid took turns slapping squirrel with their tentacles and injecting their seminal fluids into him. Then he was moved to a different section of the tank filled with 200 giant virgin female squids. They took turns sucking him for sperm.

Flying_Radish
03-06-2007, 07:15 PM
thanks for the study notes koto these will come in quite handy when I resume my squirrel torture XD

ackeejag
03-06-2007, 07:25 PM
i thought he was ur body guard.

Flying_Radish
03-06-2007, 07:31 PM
wow you got that all backwards.... I was his body gaurd... then he bit me three times!

so then I punished him

Oniblood1986
03-06-2007, 08:27 PM
ok there is no fu_cking way I'd let someone ass rape me for some god damn food. I have had a camera in my ass before and I don't ever want anything going in again.

Nukewolf
03-06-2007, 08:44 PM
ok there is no fu_cking way I'd let someone ass rape me for some god damn food. I have had a camera in my ass before and I don't ever want anything going in again.Do tell! (This is said with a hand to my mouth and looking very interested)

Oniblood1986
03-06-2007, 08:50 PM
I had a Colonoscopy when I woke up my friend was standing over me smiling

shiracld
03-06-2007, 09:16 PM
I had a Colonoscopy when I woke up my friend was standing over me smiling
you are not alone buddy... well atleast it was your friend not some unknown med students watching you get some hot liquid pumped into you....(shudders):O

Nukewolf
03-06-2007, 10:06 PM
I had a Colonoscopy when I woke up my friend was standing over me smilingGoatse guy?

Maryn
03-06-2007, 10:07 PM
So is Kare=curry or not? Though the idea of me taking it from behind is intriguing enough..

AnimeWerewolf
03-06-2007, 10:18 PM
Boolean you should make friends with Svenddv you two seem to have alot in common I'm serious look into it you'll thank me later ! ;) :D

Boo
03-07-2007, 04:09 AM
Hey, if he's a hot trap I might consider it.

helixfire
03-07-2007, 07:58 AM
. . . you should make friends with Svenddv you two seem to have alot in common . . .
hum. . . look normal to me. That's what I saw in a lot of people.

Flying_Radish
03-11-2007, 06:42 PM
why the hell is this still alive? XD

helixfire
03-11-2007, 06:45 PM
because I am here :D

Flying_Radish
03-11-2007, 06:46 PM
... lol well hit the road :p

helixfire
03-11-2007, 06:48 PM
sure, I'll take a hike. ^_^

soulkeeper60
03-11-2007, 06:49 PM
http://www.lawlforkids.com/d/74-3/faggotry.jpg

lol

Hayeate
03-11-2007, 10:27 PM
Hit the road Jack...and don't ya come back no moah no moah no moah hit the road Jack and dontcha come back no moaah moaaah What u Say

helixfire
03-11-2007, 10:32 PM
Hit the road Jack...and don't ya come back no moah no moah no moah hit the road Jack and dontcha come back no moaah moaaah What u Say

:lol: how nostralgic XD
I used to watch that show :p

Flying_Radish
03-11-2007, 10:41 PM
I think that song was from grumpy old men... the movie lol, but it's a real song too

I watched it when I was little, never saw the sequel grumpier old men though

helixfire
03-11-2007, 10:45 PM
have you ever saw home improvement?

Boo
03-13-2007, 04:50 PM
why the hell is this still alive? XD
You can't kill kare, believe me I tried, it's indestructible.

Flying_Radish
03-13-2007, 05:00 PM
XD good to know, I think I will put it on the walls of my fortress when I take over the world :P

helixfire
03-13-2007, 05:05 PM
when ever i look at cluless siggy, I said, "interesting......, so this is what our future?"
Loli became adult over time.
*rapes Boo*

BumbleBeeG
03-15-2007, 03:58 PM
hell fcukin no

Flying_Radish
03-15-2007, 04:00 PM
this is still alive? o.O lol

*me steals all of boos kare and his ingredients to make new kare* lol
'

Boo
06-21-2007, 06:08 PM
I could go for some kare right now...

Flying_Radish
06-21-2007, 06:12 PM
holy-fucking-necromancy :O 3 month old thread

Boo
06-21-2007, 06:14 PM
Shhhhh...

*puts a rag dipped in chlorophorm over clu's face*

Flying_Radish
06-21-2007, 06:18 PM
I just noticed something

madness.

madness desu?... this is spartaaaaaaa!!!

*kicks Boo's kare into a hole*


Shhhhh...

*puts a rag dipped in chlorophorm over clu's face*



oh fuck! chloroph........ *falls onto the ground*

visi0n
06-21-2007, 09:13 PM
... ano ...

THREAD ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

desu.

Flying_Radish
06-21-2007, 09:15 PM
... ano ...

THREAD ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

desu.


*huggled visi0n* deeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuu!!

AnimeWerewolf
06-21-2007, 10:52 PM
I could go for some kare right now...
Boo meet Bato he has kare ! :p

http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/1179740445885.jpg (http://s2.supload.com/free/1179740445885.jpg/view/)

Flying_Radish
06-22-2007, 05:50 PM
I don't believe I've ever actually had curry

Kouji-kun
06-22-2007, 09:45 PM
Make it a lifetime supply of Japanese curry and sure.

LittleVexy
06-23-2007, 12:14 AM
Make it a lifetime supply of Japanese curry and sure.

Do you accept oversea shipping?

Boo
06-23-2007, 11:18 AM
Boo meet Bato he has kare ! :p

http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/1179740445885.jpg (http://s2.supload.com/free/1179740445885.jpg/view/)

Hmm, well he certainly looks it. On a related note; I had some kare this morning
after a long hard night of some serious drinking and it was fucking awesome. :)

Flying_Radish
06-23-2007, 11:23 AM
heart burn city :p

Kouji-kun
06-23-2007, 09:10 PM
Do you accept oversea shipping?

Only if you send via DHS.

Kouji
06-23-2007, 10:01 PM
Only if you send via DHS.

Beware of vexy, my imouto ! <__<

Kouji-kun
06-23-2007, 10:02 PM
I wanna change my name back to Kouji-kun >_>

LittleVexy
06-23-2007, 11:13 PM
I wanna change my name back to Kouji-kun >_>
That will cost more then an anal virginity... Admins are picky.

Kouji-kun
06-24-2007, 02:34 AM
That will cost more then an anal virginity... Admins are picky.

You'd think some of my leftover curry will be enough?

Flying_Radish
06-24-2007, 08:08 PM
*stealing boo's hare*

Boo
06-25-2007, 07:05 AM
Take a rabbit while you're at it.

Flying_Radish
06-25-2007, 08:57 AM
fucking typos v.v

Kouji-kun
06-25-2007, 09:04 AM
Can i get a bunny girl?

Boo
06-25-2007, 04:13 PM
Can i get a bunny girl?

Sure, how do you want her, fried or in a nice stew maybe? All with kare sauce, of course. :)

Desmonthes
06-25-2007, 09:36 PM
Thread hijacking + role play thread.
Closed.