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tofuman80
08-26-2007, 09:01 PM
So here I was one day, reading up on differential equations and what not. Then after a good bit of studying taken care of I go and take a break by browsing through the internet for a bit; I manage to find a nice little H-manga. I read it for a few minutes and then go back to studying, but within a few minutes of going back I can't seem to concentrate anymore on the textbook, I'm just fantasizing about the random stuff that I saw in the manga.

So I tell myself that I need to cool off for a bit. I grab a glass of cold water, drink it down, and go back to studying.

It still doesn't work.

So I tell myself that maybe it's because I want to know how the manga ended. Unfortunately, I just end up getting hornier.

By the end of the day I didn't get any more studying done. Obviously I've learned my lesson by not looking at an H-manga right in the middle of studying, but do you guys have a way of diverting your attention from something arousing to something academic?

Accent CORE
08-26-2007, 09:03 PM
This is why I just gave up studying in general. I don't tend to do any better when studying, so why bother? I let myself have a bit of fun the night before something major, eases the nerves and tells me that even if I fail, it's no big deal.

tofuman80
08-26-2007, 09:06 PM
@Accent CORE: Well, I mean, this isn't something big like studying for a test or anything. But, er...what if failing wasn't an option?

Skimpy
08-26-2007, 09:07 PM
turn off your computer and go in another room to study, or just masterbate and let it all out :D.

Accent CORE
08-26-2007, 09:18 PM
@Accent CORE: Well, I mean, this isn't something big like studying for a test or anything. But, er...what if failing wasn't an option?

Hmm...well then good luck and hope you can keep your mind focused.

And I guess learn how to manage your breaks? Reading a H-manga doesn't seem bad but I guess it got you a little too far.

solarenemy
08-26-2007, 09:20 PM
Isolate yourself from distractions. I always had a room that was television, radio, and pc free that I used to study in. Also the old expression take a cold shower holds alot of meaning. It kills the boner really quick. Plus it helps to clear and refresh the mind.

Accent CORE
08-26-2007, 09:24 PM
Isolate yourself from distractions. I always had a room that was television, radio, and pc free that I used to study in. Also the old expression take a cold shower holds alot of meaning. It kills the boner really quick. Plus it helps to clear and refresh the mind.

Hmm I could never take cold showers, really works eh?

JpnFfantasy
08-26-2007, 10:55 PM
OR, go to the library. Best place to study because it has an atmosphere for studying, no distractions and if you want to be distracted it's pretty hard to get distracted. You won't get horny easily there because there are people around unless there are cute/hot/etc girls there. If that ever happens think of one of your friends wearing a bikini and dancing and acting like a girl. You'll probably feel disgusted but at least it isn't some horny fantasy.

hwillis8
08-26-2007, 11:55 PM
yeah, go to a place without distractions, but take it a step further. Make a goal and give yourself a reward when reaching that goal. Say "Okay, if I study so and so for 3 hours i'll masturbate for 1 hour, study again for another 2 hours, and masturbate for 30 mins." Make absolutely SURE that your reward is not even nor outweighs your study time, or else you will never get anything done.

orisa
08-27-2007, 04:52 AM
Do some push-up's. Or sit-up's if your stick has gotten too large, until you are too tired to think of H.

Always works for me.

Kouji-kun
08-27-2007, 07:11 AM
Think of cancer. Or something disgusting, disturbing and gorey. Like pus coming out of your penis if you masturbate to the H-manga.

burnout
08-27-2007, 08:38 AM
break your penis. that way you'll be out of commission for a while.

MrWiseman
08-27-2007, 09:45 AM
Fap. If your penis says it's fun time, it's fun time. Don't go against your penis. It wants you to feel good.

The sooner you fap, the sooner you come, the sooner you can concentrate.

june86
08-27-2007, 10:01 AM
well if we both think the same, hell i have lots of ideas but since i know for sure were not.
mmmmmmm..you can try thinking of getting raped in prison by a bunch of horny men or or or watch some wrestling yea there ya go!! if you still got wood after seeing those then my god.....i dont.

GiGaMoG
08-27-2007, 10:04 AM
Get out and do some exercise. Like go for a walk or jogging. Good way to clear your head off.

blozzee
08-27-2007, 10:19 AM
Dear Tofuman, to be honest this a matter of your needs..what do you really want actually, if want stimulation then go masturbate...but if you want to graduate with good grades then study seriously..if you got distracted with horny stuff, that means you want stimulation rather than study.. is that simple

Shunko
08-27-2007, 10:21 AM
For me, ya have three methods: Pleasure; psychological influence; or physical treatment, from personally prefered most to least.

The path of pleasure has been pointed out by most posters above so I'll skip.:p

As for psychological influence, ya can either work on the environment (library by JpnFfantasy) or yer mind (by JpnFfantasy and Kouji-kun). If ya think you're mentally strong, ya can try disciplining yerself...:rolleyes:

Lastly, the physical treatment can be divided into forced-cooldown and pain, where the examples of forced-cooldown has been listed by a few posters above (cold shower by solarenemy and exercise by orisa). Burnout's example of pain isn't really recommended (but it works XD), so I'd say stuff like pinch yerself, smack yerself with a newspaper roll, and so on...

MrWiseman
08-27-2007, 02:01 PM
Really, I can't believe people are even thinking of not following this simple, harmless instinct. What would it take? 15 minutes? Come on, you can devote 15 minutes in a day to yourself, can you not? It's an aberration to try to avoid and negate your nature; it makes you less human.

Satelight
08-27-2007, 02:08 PM
similar event to this but nothing horny:
last year when games proved to be a distraction, i uninstall EVERY BIT of game on my computer, and eventually SLOWLY reinstallled some of them as you start managing better again...
just remember that the testing comming up, you have 1 shot at and no more after that... while that other activities you wish to do can always be done later...

tenjouten
08-27-2007, 07:12 PM
Only problem is that after your done fapping, it takes awhile for your mind to gain back your concentration since your stay a bit 'dazed out' for awhile.

Accent CORE
08-27-2007, 07:25 PM
Only problem is that after your done fapping, it takes awhile for your mind to gain back your concentration since your stay a bit 'dazed out' for awhile.

I think that's just you...

firzenex
08-27-2007, 08:04 PM
Choose a finger you care least about.

OK?

Now bit down hard...and I mean HARD!...well not to hard, you don't wanna eat it.

DID IT WORK?

no?

Continue to bit on it.

...if it worked you shouldn't have a boner anymore.

If it didn't...pick a different finger or bit down on more fingers.

L4mE
08-28-2007, 05:11 AM
hmm well i'm able to kept my concentration as long i'm not bored
but the problem is i always do that in the middle of my studies
luckily i'm able to go back to my study easily
but then again i cant study non stop for more then 1 hour

Garuga
08-29-2007, 09:52 AM
Crush your hand(preferably the one you use to fap) in a door and you should concentrate much better.Or as others have suggested make breaks in your study.

Bozi
08-29-2007, 09:57 AM
well, take a cold shower...(and dont masturbate during it.) works fine for me.

Boo
08-29-2007, 02:59 PM
Replace all your porn with nudie pics of your grandmother. If that doesn't work,
well, then... then have sex with her!

SFOHollandMGO
08-29-2007, 03:05 PM
@ Boo.... "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Runs to the bathroom and pukes...

now...*uggg*...whats this thread about again? OH... ways to get your head out the gutter...

Simple... put some grease around the edges and turn it to the side and pull...thats how I freed mine!!!! A warning to all.. dont chase your last Cheeto if it falls down the gutter...I was stuck for 3 hours...

If that doesnt work... put your finger in your eye...

Shinji Ikari
08-29-2007, 03:14 PM
Try to think of an awkward or embarrassing situation involving people you know, usually does the trick for me :)

Boo
08-29-2007, 03:29 PM
Yeah, well, not everybody are as embarrassing as you.

Denamic
08-29-2007, 03:31 PM
If you can't contain it, release it.
You know what I'm talking about.

tank419
08-29-2007, 04:16 PM
turn off your computer and go in another room to study, or just masterbate and let it all out :D.

Happened to me,so i went in the bathroom and let it out,went back and everything was normal again,when you fixate you're eyes on sensual attraction it becomes a distraction,relieve yourself

3peace
09-02-2007, 02:54 AM
Go to a library.
I find if you go out of your way to go somewhere else to study then you actually study more...weird huh? Even if it's really noisy I still get more studying done then anywhere else...Or under a tree in a park >_>