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  • The Personality Defect Test

    while waiting for Blizz to repair the Servers, to play WOW, and because im so bored that i was playing with fire... i was Browsing in the Tests of OkCupid, and stumbled upon this test, i will put my results later im going to make it

    DUH!!! forgot to put the link

    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...19933576750506

    done...

    Robot
    You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
    You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
    Last edited by YamiSouru MkIII; 04-07-2006, 08:13 PM.

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  • #2
    Spoiler
    Robot
    You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

    You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

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    • #3
      Robot
      You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
      You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

      To put it less negatively:

      1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

      2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

      3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

      4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

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      will the REAL helixfire please sit down

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      • #4
        I scored as a hippie....


















        And I got the girl
        fancy quote that annoys or bores.

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        • #5
          Spoiler
          Spiteful Loner
          You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
          You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
          HAIL AND KILL
          whoops, I nearly did it
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          The specialist knows more and more about less and less and finally knows everything about nothing.

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          • #6
            Haughty Intellectual
            You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

            Spoiler
            You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!


            To put it less negatively:
            1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
            2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
            3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
            4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

            To be honest I kinda like this score.

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            • #7
              Starving Artist
              You are 14% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

              Spoiler
              You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!


              To put it less negatively:

              1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

              2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

              3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

              4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

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              • #8
                Yaaaarrrrr.....
                Schoolyard Bully
                You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
                You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions rather than by a steering wheel, because human beings don't have those. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size! But not me. I'm a midget, I swear.

                To put it less negatively:

                1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

                2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

                3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

                4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
                I am a contradictive person


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                • #9
                  Emo Kid ( idont agree with this_)
                  You are 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

                  You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

                  life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / **** you dad

                  So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

                  I probably made you cry, didn't I? **** Emo Kid.
                  To put it less negatively:

                  1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

                  2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

                  3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

                  4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

                  Compatibility:

                  Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

                  Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

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                  • #10
                    lawl, Imma robot, I knew it!.

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                    • #11
                      Spiteful Loner
                      You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

                      Spoiler
                      You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

                      To put it less negatively:


                      1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

                      2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

                      3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

                      4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
                      *kills a kitten*
                      ...
                      ...

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                      • #12
                        Robot
                        You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
                        You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

                        To put it less negatively:

                        1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

                        2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

                        3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

                        4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

                        Compatibility:

                        Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

                        Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

                        You scored higher than 38% on Rationality
                        You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion
                        You scored higher than 48% on Brutality
                        You scored higher than 40% on Arrogance
                        The sad thing thing about life
                        The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
                        The ones who know the most are those who say they know nothing.
                        The older you get the dumber you feel and the less you understand

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                        • #13
                          *****-Slap
                          You are 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
                          Spoiler
                          You are the *****-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to *****-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The ***** Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Either that or you have a small penis. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a *****-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

                          And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow ****.

                          To put it less negatively:

                          1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

                          2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

                          3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

                          4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


                          I hate this result... I hate this test...

                          "Open the knife, Wright. If I cut my finger I won't be able to bang my gavel." "But if I cut my finger, I won't be able to point it at people."

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                          • #14
                            Hippie
                            You are 0% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
                            You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

                            To put it less negatively:

                            1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

                            2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

                            3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

                            4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
                            I used to have a wonderful sig made by Squirrel of Doom.

                            I Used to be the Knight Guardian and Abolisher of Aroundscrewyness within the Girls? thread.

                            I used to be the Magical Girl Protector of the HF slot machine (Bishoujo Senshi Sailor IndigoLily).

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                            • #15
                              Haughty Intellectual
                              You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
                              You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

                              To put it less negatively:

                              1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

                              2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

                              3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

                              4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

                              Compatibility:

                              Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

                              Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.
                              Sticks and stones may break my bones,
                              but words will never hurt me.

                              Don't even try

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