JEBUS!
You serious Robobun!?
/sigh...
are you a male, a female, a transsexual or a cartoon?
- male
do you enjoy watching movies about talking poo?
- not much of a south park fan anymore
got tired when i saw kenni start living on too many eps
what do you think of neko mimis in the shower?
- well since i play a mithra character in FFXI i say.. FTW! w
would you lie about your age?
- why should i? not trying to knock up any1
who do you think is more bad ass THE FONZ or CHUCK NORRIS?
- "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
(but only because i never seen anything bout fonzy~ "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey" d^-^b)
would you duct tape a hamster to your genitals and post it on the Internet for a min of fame?
- No lol ... would you?
do you ever cross dress?
- Only if you count cosplaying as crossdresing
whom does death fear?
- Chuck? lol idk...
obama vs palin who would you vote for?
- Sigmund Freud
(gotta love that guy's not so "hidden" work)
who makes a better couple?
A.nanoha/fate
B.nanoha/yuuno
C.pedobear/teenage nanoha/teenage fate
- hmmm although i have nothing against yuri nor eufemisms related, i'm not rly into it so idk :/
gobots or transformers which is cooler?
- bumblebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
pizza hut or KFC?
- Lasagna
have you ever skinned a mans genitals and rubbed them with salt purely for the purpose of masturbating as he screams in agony and slowly bleeds to death?
- dude.... lol
would you accept oral sex from a midget?
- only if i dated a female midget
barney the dinosaur or sailor chibi moon who's scarier?
- barney i guess :3
which of these is a very bad idea?
A. laying a finger on Bart's butterfinger
B. admitistering a urine test to children at a day care
C. bringing a gun to school
- all of them are...
would you lie about your gender to get a date?
- i don't usually get dates so... no!
would you lick beer off a dead mans chest?
- nope... i would however lick all the liquer from a living woman's chest
who's a better singer weird AL or Britney spears?
- none.... (no ofense to fans they just not my thing ^^; )
if some one asks if your a god you say?
- i'm zarathustra
when you first wake up what body part do you scratch first?
- my eyes
in a fight who would win pedo bear or raptor Jesus?
- idk
.gif "(question Marks)")
kamen rider or super sentai which is cooler?
- well.... Kamen rider does have some cool bikes so...
do you yahoo?
- used to
do you shave your armpits?
- no, not into a pseudo-surfist syndrome just to impress girls
are you a lolicon?
- nope, but i have read some scans tho. very rare really but still way far, from being my thing.
name the most disturbing movie you've ever seen
- The devil's rejects on soooooo many levels... (worst movie i ever saw)
which is cooler 6 or 9?
- 69!
u.s.s enterprise VS a victory class star destroyer who would win?
- VCD!
got milk?
- lol
are you a winner or a loser?
- ppl say i'm a nice guy... and we all know that nice guys finish... (lol)
name 5 things that can fit in your ass [please note poop and air/gas do NOT count]
-
i'm not gonna answer this 1 for obvious reasons... lol
donuts or crullers ?
- donuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts
anyone ever told you "you fat fat like a walrus?"
- i'm thin so... nope
are you dark side of the force or the light side?
- i'm in the middle side :3
are you a virgin?
- no
do you feel lucky punk?
- DO YA?
why have you come to hongfire?
- i missed this ^^ the boards the sharing the ppl who don't have shame to admit and say "i like hentai, if you don't, gtfo!"
but mostly cause i missed this but sooooooo many new ppl XD
have you ever hit a homeless man with a car?
- no, i learned how to drive
pudding or breast milk?
- i'm a little old for both but... i'm going with the obvious answer
what is a self sealing stem bolt?
-
Google is your friend
does the song ever end or does it go on and on?
- depends on how you feel.
what happens when you kiss a transformer?
- idk bout the transformer but i sure know what happens if i kissed Megan
~just kidding ^^;
have you ever given/received oral from a monkey?
- no!
have you TP for my bunghole?
- what!?
would you support a tax on loli hentai if it made lolicon hentai completely legal?
- like i said before not rly my thing. I have nothing against but not much in favor neither :/ it confuses me that's all.
name your favorite cartoon [non anime exam "my little pony"]
- Family Guy (currently)
name a bad movie you have seen
- Devil's Reject's was mentioned before so... "Turists"
finish this quote " you got ......."
- lol the first thing that poped in my mind to complete that was
"Has your girlfriend got the butt"
donuts or god, which is more important?
- since i'm an atheist.... donuts! lol Donuts feed your body, God feels your soul
Haruhi Suzumiya VS the joker and Ronald McDonald who would win?
- the Joker, but only if being performed by Jack Nickelson or Heath Ledger.
are you a feminist ?
- i'm liberal
how far can you spit?
- idk, never measured it.
what color undies are you wearing?
- not wearing any.
did you run over the taco bell dog?
- no
how about a nice Hawaiian punch?
- thanks for the offer but i'll have to pass
whats the oldest anime you have ever watched?
- Heidi and Marco and yes, those are anime!
whats your least favorite Internet meme?
- meme?
tom cruise or mecha tom cruise which would be sane?
- hmmm i'm not really suuuuuuure...
did you drive Herbie bananas?
- i don't drive bananas, i eat them ^^;
MAC or PC?
- PC
when do you most often see periods?
- in texts
do you smoke or drink?
- smoke, drink only when i go out with friends or celebrating something.
do you still live with your parents?
- err.... unfortunantly for my sake it's more like my mom living with me (my house... so technicaly she the 1 living with me
)
finish this quote " by your powers combined ............................"
- LOL... jesus been forever... "I'm bloody ass drunked captain planet"? w
what would you do for a Klondike bar?
- nothing.
do you masturbate three or more times in a one week period?
- depends on how lucky i am getting laid
did you kill Kenny?
- YES!!! Tired of seeing that little orange bastard staying alive!
name your favorite song
- i have several but the 1 i am listening right now... a bit of an old song:
"Ich Verlasse Heut Dein Herz" from Lacrimosa
TARDIS stands for what?
- OMFG you know Doctor Who???
would you ever post pics of your boobs on the Internet?
- i don't have much of boobs to show
do you ever hear voices? if so what do they say?
- they are telling me... "WHY THE HELL AM I STILL ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS??"
lol
tampons or pads?
- shorts!
out of all the actors to portray the joker who do you think made the most badass joker?
- Heath Ledger, defenetly i think he was even better then Jack...
what would happen if you crossed the streams?
- TIME TRAVEL! jk
whats the grossest thing you ever saw?
- shownomerci.com
thank goodness it's been taken out from the web XD
whats the worst anime you have ever seen?
- hmmm Strange Down and Bottle fairy? don't get me wrong on bottle Fairy the char disign is cute but... come on.. we don't watch animes because they have "cute chars" right? where the hell is the storyline??
are you the gate keeper?
- naaaaaaah
if you were ever to have gay sex with a celebrity who would it be?
- i wouldn't! @ least not consciously...
have you ever sung in the rain?
- when i was depressed once yeah.
i can even tell you the name of the song
"Yeaterday"
if you were a magical girl what would your transformation phrase be?
- Puni Puni Poemi? w
killing one of these gets you your money back
A. the milk man
B. goku
C. a hooker
- A (too bad i don't know any hookers by profession or it may have been "C"
)
does bugs bunny dressed as a girl bunny turn you on?
- dude.... you feeling ok?? seriously i'm starting to worry bout you ^^;
whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?
- trusting in who i shouldn't
did you burn down London bridge?
- i <3 london!
have you ever eaten so many beets you pissed red?
- nope
who's your daddy?
- "iiiiiiiii'm yó daddy!! you know why?? cause i did this to yó ....! yeaaaah yó .....! Call me suppa fly!" lol sorry that just came out of nowhere ^^;
death star VS unicron who would win?
- Unicron!!
whats your favorite pizza toppings?
- sea food!
if you were to pilot a mecha would you pilot a super[exam::MAZINGER Z] or a real[exam::WING GUNDAM]robot?
- Wing Gumdam :3
is your bed half empty or half full?
- neither
Bridget hot or not?
- my sister's name is Bridget....
who was your favorite James bond?
- Pierce i guess
goku or Steve urkle who's more sexy?
- none
do you believe in birth control?
- i believe condoms exist! now how ppl use em idk
[guys only} would you want a cyborg penis?
- nope
why so serious?
- who being serious?
sex or pudding if you could have one right now which would you choose?
- pudding (but only cause i'm hungry at the moment.)
would you sleep with a HF mod to get special treatment on this site?
- not really, no.
whats the strangest book you've read recently?
- "CAIM" from a portuguese author called José Sramago.
do you speak queens English?
- i enjoy listening to "Queen" once in a while.
would you dye your pubes hot pink and post pics on hongfire for $5?
- nope.
are you currently copying these answers off someone Else's test?
- WHAT?? you're kidding.... i was not the ONLY 1 who did this?? lol
are you the batman?
- nope.
do you shave your pubic hair?
- nope
finish this quote "in the name of --- ---- i shall ------ you"
- damn usagi.... i refuse to complete that sentence!!! >0<
do you have the pin for the holy hand grenade?
- "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleluiá" ~ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
two girls one cup VS goatse.cx which is more disturbing?
- 2g1c
do you drink coffee or tea?
- both
the average perverts heart beats --- times a sec
- not a clue...
optimis prime VS hongfire who would win?
- HF!
are you from the negaverse?
- i'm from my mother's belly
nough said
what was the weirdest color you've ever pooped?
- never pooped "color" o.O;
are you a geek? if so what kind?
- i used to be a "geek" now i'm ex-geek!
have you ever killed a lover?
- nope
boxers briefs panties or commando?
- women
is your heart light as a feather or heavy as a brick?
- depends on my mood
who ya gonna call?
- Chuck!!
are there tread marks in your undies?
- i don't wear undies... DUDE enough with the questions for girls already!!
whats the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
- sex in the town's public pool? i think that can count
do you know the way to sesame street?
- TARDIS!
list 4 illegal ways to use duct tape
- no idea atm because of all the spaming questions >0<
whats your sign?
- Aquarius
where is the neighborhood of make believe?
- no bloody ideia
cats or dogs?
- prefer cats but i like dogs also
true or false: Casey is Latin for ITS A GUNDAM!!!!!
- lol nice word play to describe a Gundam "eater"
are you a bastard?
- yes i killed Kenni D:
do you buy or download?
- both
how many questions have you failed to understand so far?
- QUITE A FEW
name 4 things that can come out of your nose
- air
- blood
- liquid
- snot
have you skipped any of these questions?
- YES! but you guess which ones
do you pee standing or siting?
- standing
finish this quote "the ---- is a ---!"
- the love is a lie??
do you think the truth is out there?
- the truth is right under our noses... too bad duchovni didn't see that
true or false: pedobear first appeared as a character in a lost play written by William Shakespeare
- no idea
who's cooler jar jar Bink's or Yoda?
- yoda
is the end near?
- idk i'm not a foreseer
do you know the way to the next whisky bar?
- yeap
whats the difference between a Muppet and a puppet?
- Muppets is tv show with puppets
which came first god or the egg?
- chuck!
would you shallow another mans sperm in order to get into a hot chicks panties?
- no (it's official... i'm worried bout you bro u sure you don't have issues??)
how many episodes does it take to power up?
- depends on the context.
unicron VS 4chan who would win?
- idk 4chan so can't answer that.
do you prefer dubs or subs?
- SUBS.
are you a emo?
- i try not to be.
true or false: jack the ripper was framed by a femnazi group
- idk
have you ever masturbated while watching pee wees play house?
- nope
for whom does the world turn?
- idk
do you like "em" big or small?
- depends on what you're talking about
what do talking frogs drink?
- frogs don't talk.
who gives a damn?
- Jesus lol
[fill in the blank] bert and Ernie are ---
- gay
do you think stukasa is a hottie?
- who's stukasa?
have you ever sniffed your own fart?
- ya
what is Sparta?
- an ancient greek city
can you avoid the noid?
- i don't remember what noid means sorry ^^;
Obama and the ghost of Steve Irwin vs a chupacabra and Bigfoot, who would win?
- lol, no ideia
do you support the RIAA?
- only when i purchrase american records
who the hell do you think i am?
- the dark side of the moon?
if you were to commit suicide would you broadcast it on the Internet?
- i'm not suicidal, that's the weaks escape!
why ask why?
- because no1 has all the answers.
do you prefer ranged or melee combat?
- depends on my current job
milf vs loli milf who would win?
- milf
whats the best method of gathering research material for a history report
- Google
define "reality" VS on line
- BigBrother or the book "1984", you pick 1 example i'm sure it's explanatory for it self
if you were to drown in a hot spring what kind of cursed spring would it become ?
- no ideia
Do you like Cake?
- ya
true or false: Al Kahn CEO of 4Kids founded 4chan
- no ideia.
who da man?
- you da man.....
porn or hentai?
- both
which of these is a very bad idea?
A. jaming your finger up crocs ass
b. receiving a hand job from a dalek
C. opening a public museum for lolicon art
- again all of them are bad ideias!
Yuri vs yaoi?
- yuri
true or false: Michal Jackson is living in a underground bunker with Elvis
- true! lol
have you ever stalked small children and or small animals?
- no
Are you going to the store?
- no
are you under endowed?
- idk
hongfire vs 4chan who would shit bigger bricks?
- like i said idk 4chan so idk!
have you ever lied about being over endowed?
- not rly
mecha pedo bear vs mecha futa and the ILoveYou virus who would win?
- no ideia
do you own a sword and or gun?
- none but if i could choose i would own a sword.
what can you learn from vince and larry?
- nothing!
where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- no ideia
do you spit or sallow?
- dude..... get a life!
would you consider reelecting obama if he underwent a sex change?
- i never elected in the first place.
when was the last time you masturbated?
- 5 days ago
do you think there were any trick questions on this test?
- you kidding me???...
without cheating name 8 of the pop culture references in this list
- "I don't listen to hip-hop"
did you use wiki/yahoo/google to answer any of these questions?
- yes
if asked to delete all your answers and start over on the first question would you do it?
- NO WAY!
did you feel any of these questions make you uncomfortable?
- more like worried about you dude.... seriously... lol
do you understand at least 25% of the questions that have been asked?
- yes
did you answer at least 50% of them truthfully?
- yes
?tset yllis siht ekat uoy did kcuf eht yhw
- because dude.... i thought it was actually a serious questioning lol and cause i was bored out of my freaking mind
{{did you really need to make such a testament of questions "just to know some1?"}}
btw i deleted some non relevant questions cause too many info and questions to answer decided to focus on what i knew lol
nice!! where u from? 
