Above, you, below ^<V PART 22

[Juas]

^ Well... I shouldn't be the one rating myself, you too know what I mean
< ...
V You are waiting for the release of what?

[Deere666]

^ Nothing in particular, just searching decent anime / hentai / films.

< And founding very few ones

V Same as above, cause my reply is not complete

[xcaliber9999]

^ I am waiting for the upcoming hentai/anime and few games to release
< Hi all
V Best release of the month u consider ...it could from anyone example - (anime/hentai/games/ost ...etc)

[OoiSaru]

^ November and December

< It's the Holidays, big things tend to drop around those times for it.

< Course that means that some smaller games might hold off on releasing...

< Long time no talk Xcal~

v Make up a ridiculous plot for an anime/manga

[Deere666]

^ An elementary school girl (guess ? ) find an amulet that, opened, give her the power to make her wishes immediately granted.
< But opening it, she sting her finger, and, without think, say "oh, to the hell all the world ....."
< Suddenly, all the world go to the hell and burn. End of the manga.

> Hope it was ridiculous enough

V Make another ridiculous plot, but this time for an hentai (loli / futa accepted )

[LuxVertas]

^ A little girl grows a dick, she strokes it, turns to masturbation and the dick multiplys itself and tenticle rapes her!

< My brain hurts...

V Create a random story, Hentai or not!

[Deere666]

^ A politicians turn suddenly completely honest, and then disappear.
< The scentists study for understand what happened, and found the reason.
< The universal laws cannot contemplate the existence of a totally honest politician, so the universe itself just deleted the anomaly.

<

V Find an illogical, complicate and inefficent way for send me a chocolate pie

[Drastica]

^ *pokes a finger into the air, testing the wind, counts to 45, and tosses a chocolate pie precisely 17 feet into the air, where it is hit by a passing pigeon, deflecting it through a pair of windows, across a yard, skips over the house of a barking dog, nearly knocking a cat off a fence, where it is hit by a passing postal truck at an oblique angle. It goes careening across an interstate, being bounced for 39 and a half hours between varying vehicles, before getting knocked up into the air, where it is struck by a passing airliner, which creates backwash, sending the now reheated pie along the turbulent exhaust...it falls freely for 8743 feet, when it is nailed by the flaming cinder of a shooting star, which sends it arcing near orbital velocity...for a time...but....eventually....it falls, reheating yet again, cooling to just the right temperature...and NAILS you right in the face as you step out the door* SPLAT!

< Gah...I need a break

V Ever dreamed you were drowning?

[stormwyrm]

^^ You seem to be somewhere 'nested in HF forum script'. So what I do is take the matter de-compiler that I will someday invent as the father of nanotechnology, and use it to generate a molecular-level description of an ordinary chocolate pie, and then post the resulting matter de-compiler dump to HF. I also send the full schematics for the nanotech matter compiler that I will someday invent, so you can recreate the pie from the description. Unfortunately, the matter de-compiler dump of the pie is something like 10^46 bytes in size, so you can expect to be able to recreate the pie sometime before the heat death of the universe...
^ No. One recurring nightmare I had years ago was of being buried alive, in a sarcophagus with tons of rock above...
> Maybe FedEx or Yamato Takkyuubin might be a better way to send you a pie!
> I've been sleeping an average of six hours a day lately. Don't know why. My skin is so damn dry... I need a good rub-down by a beautiful girl with cat ears wearing nothing but an apron I think....
v What do you need most right now?

[LuxVertas]

^ Some Pepsi Max! Yum!

< Hmm...

V Favorite Drink?