hello

[Viron]

Hi, I'm Viron, I'm new here. Now, with that over with I shall inform you that I like anime, video games (not so much Japanese ones though), and ...... other stuff. So hello (again) nice to meet y'all.

[scpyrus]

Hi Viron, and welcome to HongFire! ^-^

We all like anime and video games here (at least I think so...). So, could you tell us more about yourself? Your location, your favourite animes and games, your occupation, hobbies and other interests?

Don't forget to read the rules, and if you have any questions about the site, feel free to ask.
Have fun and see you around!

[stukasa]

Hi Viron and welcome to HongFire! ^_^

We know you're here and we know you're new, now how about telling us a little more about yourself? Like how did you find HF in the first place? ^^ Maybe you were searching for a certain game or anime? Have fun and remember to read the rules! Happy posting, see you around~

[darest]

well comed to hang fire and nice stay here´s a big amount of j music,later

[robobunghole]

so we may better integrate you into the HF community please answer the fellowing list of questions

please note you will be judged on the quality of your answers so choose carefully and answer ALL the listed questions



are you a male, a female, a transsexual or a cartoon?

do you enjoy watching movies about talking poo?

what do you think of neko mimis in the shower?

would you lie about your age?

who do you think is more bad ass THE FONZ or CHUCK NORRIS?

would you duct tape a hamster to your genitals and post it on the Internet for a min of fame?

do you ever cross dress?

what is 4chan?

whom does death fear?

obama vs palin who would you vote for?

who makes a better couple?
A.nanoha/fate
B.nanoha/yuuno
C.pedobear/teenage nanoha/teenage fate

gobots or transformers which is cooler?

pizza hut or KFC?

have you ever skinned a mans genitals and rubbed them with salt purely for the purpose of masturbating as he screams in agony and slowly bleeds to death?

would you accept oral sex from a midget?

barney the dinosaur or sailor chibi moon who's scarier?

which of these is a very bad idea?

A. laying a finger on Bart's butterfinger

B. admitistering a urine test to children at a day care

C. bringing a gun to school

would you lie about your gender to get a date?

would you lick beer off a dead mans chest?

who's a better singer weird AL or Britney spears?

if some one asks if your a god you say?

when you first wake up what body part do you scratch first?

in a fight who would win pedo bear or raptor Jesus?

kamen rider or super sentai which is cooler?

do you yahoo?

do you shave your armpits?

are you a lolicon?

name the most disturbing movie you've ever seen

which is cooler 6 or 9?

u.s.s enterprise VS a victory class star destroyer who would win?

got milk?

are you a winner or a loser?

name 5 things that can fit in your ass [please note poop and air/gas do NOT count]

donuts or crullers ?

anyone ever told you "you fat fat like a walrus?"

are you dark side of the force or the light side?

are you a virgin?

do you feel lucky punk?

why have you come to hongfire?

have you ever hit a homeless man with a car?

pudding or breast milk?

what is a self sealing stem bolt?

does the song ever end or does it go on and on?

what happens when you kiss a transformer?

have you ever given/received oral from a monkey?

have you TP for my bunghole?

would you support a tax on loli hentai if it made lolicon hentai completely legal?

name your favorite cartoon [non anime exam "my little pony"]

name a bad movie you have seen

finish this quote " you got ......."

donuts or god, which is more important?

Haruhi Suzumiya VS the joker and Ronald McDonald who would win?

are you a feminist ?

how far can you spit?

what color undies are you wearing?

did you run over the taco bell dog?

how about a nice Hawaiian punch?

whats the oldest anime you have ever watched?

whats your least favorite Internet meme?

tom cruise or mecha tom cruise which would be sane?

did you drive Herbie bananas?

MAC or PC?

when do you most often see periods?

do you smoke or drink?

do you still live with your parents?

finish this quote " by your powers combined ............................"

what would you do for a Klondike bar?

do you masturbate three or more times in a one week period?

did you kill Kenny?

name your favorite song

TARDIS stands for what?

would you ever post pics of your boobs on the Internet?

do you ever hear voices? if so what do they say?

tampons or pads?

out of all the actors to portray the joker who do you think made the most badass joker?

what would happen if you crossed the streams?

whats the grossest thing you ever saw?

whats the worst anime you have ever seen?

are you the gate keeper?

if you were ever to have gay sex with a celebrity who would it be?

have you ever sung in the rain?

true or false: Kirstie Alley was once attractive

if you were a magical girl what would your transformation phrase be?

killing one of these gets you your money back
A. the milk man
B. goku
C. a hooker

does bugs bunny dressed as a girl bunny turn you on?

whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?

did you burn down London bridge?

have you ever eaten so many beets you pissed red?

who's your daddy?

death star VS unicron who would win?

whats your favorite pizza toppings?

if you were to pilot a mecha would you pilot a super[exam::MAZINGER Z] or a real[exam::WING GUNDAM]robot?

is your bed half empty or half full?

Bridget hot or not?

who was your favorite James bond?

goku or Steve urkle who's more sexy?

do you believe in birth control?

name 3 things that can be fixed with arson

[guys only} would you want a cyborg penis?

why so serious?

sex or pudding if you could have one right now which would you choose?

would you sleep with a HF mod to get special treatment on this site?

whats the strangest book you've read recently?

do you speak queens English?

would you dye your pubes hot pink and post pics on hongfire for $5?

are you currently copying these answers off someone Else's test?

are you the batman?

do you shave your pubic hair?

finish this quote "in the name of --- ---- i shall ------ you"

do you have the pin for the holy hand grenade?

two girls one cup VS goatse.cx which is more disturbing?

do you drink coffee or tea?

the average perverts heart beats --- times a sec

optimis prime VS hongfire who would win?

are you from the negaverse?

what was the weirdest color you've ever pooped?

are you a geek? if so what kind?

have you ever killed a lover?

boxers briefs panties or commando?

is your heart light as a feather or heavy as a brick?

who ya gonna call?

are there tread marks in your undies?

whats the kinkiest thing you have ever done?

do you know the way to sesame street?

list 4 illegal ways to use duct tape

whats your sign?

where is the neighborhood of make believe?

cats or dogs?

true or false: Casey is Latin for ITS A GUNDAM!!!!!

are you a bastard?

do you buy or download?

how many questions have you failed to understand so far?

name 4 things that can come out of your nose

have you skipped any of these questions?

do you pee standing or siting?

finish this quote "the ---- is a ---!"

do you think the truth is out there?

true or false: pedobear first appeared as a character in a lost play written by William Shakespeare

who's cooler jar jar Bink's or Yoda?

is the end near?

do you know the way to the next whisky bar?

whats the difference between a Muppet and a puppet?

which came first god or the egg?

would you shallow another mans sperm in order to get into a hot chicks panties?

how many episodes does it take to power up?

unicron VS 4chan who would win?

do you prefer dubs or subs?

are you a emo?

true or false: jack the ripper was framed by a femnazi group

have you ever masturbated while watching pee wees play house?

for whom does the world turn?

do you like "em" big or small?

what do talking frogs drink?

who gives a damn?

[fill in the blank] bert and Ernie are ---

do you think stukasa is a hottie?

have you ever sniffed your own fart?

what is Sparta?

can you avoid the noid?

Obama and the ghost of Steve Irwin vs a chupacabra and Bigfoot, who would win?

do you support the RIAA?

who the hell do you think i am?

touch your nose

if you were to commit suicide would you broadcast it on the Internet?

why ask why?

do you prefer ranged or melee combat?

milf vs loli milf who would win?

whats the best method of gathering research material for a history report

define "reality" VS on line

please fill in the dot

if you were to drown in a hot spring what kind of cursed spring would it become ?

Do you like Cake?

true or false: Al Kahn CEO of 4Kids founded 4chan

who da man?

porn or hentai?

which of these is a very bad idea?
A. jaming your finger up crocs ass
b. receiving a hand job from a dalek
C. opening a public museum for lolicon art

Yuri vs yaoi?

true or false: Michal Jackson is living in a underground bunker with Elvis

have you ever stalked small children and or small animals?

Are you going to the store?

are you under endowed?

hongfire vs 4chan who would shit bigger bricks?

have you ever lied about being over endowed?

mecha pedo bear vs mecha futa and the ILoveYou virus who would win?

do you own a sword and or gun?

what can you learn from vince and larry?

where do you see yourself in 5 years?

do you spit or sallow?

would you consider reelecting obama if he underwent a sex change?

when was the last time you masturbated?

do you think there were any trick questions on this test?

without cheating name 8 of the pop culture references in this list

did you use wiki/yahoo/google to answer any of these questions?

if asked to delete all your answers and start over on the first question would you do it?

did you feel any of these questions make you uncomfortable?

do you understand at least 25% of the questions that have been asked?

did you answer at least 50% of them truthfully?

?tset yllis siht ekat uoy did kcuf eht yhw



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thank you for your time and effort and once again welcome to Hongfire

[yummypie]

i there viron! welcome to hongfire.
grab a drink, take a seat, and tell us about your favorite hobbies or animes
read the rules and happy posting